Santa Booed First - Eagles Podcast
Santa Booed First - Eagles Podcast

Season 1, Episode · 1 year ago

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From anything. And welcome to another episode of the sad to boot first podcast, coming to you live from the CRAC belt production studios. Beautiful Downtown Willi Grove. It's the mean streets of Willa Grove, Yelp town. According to Deek, this is beautiful down town. Correct. The main drag out here any mean drag? The main drags. Well, fruit. Is this the good side of the tracks? Of the bedside of tracks? Reat and the lower side? You'd be surprised. There is no bed side of the tracks. Those sides are good. The tracks are round. The sides of both sides are their own. Will girls only on one side of their tracks? So okay, yeah, my geography is is what it is, all right. So welcome again, another other beautiful there's an evening. Great Way to get started. I'M gonna go round the room here. Some guests in the room with US tonight. We had a lot of exciting stuff to talk about. We haven't been in here a couple weeks. Coaching and College Shit just messing with our schedules. But before we get started, actually, because going back to college, I want to do a pre emptive, I wish almost preemptive strike here for the old man tomorrow, the older statesman. I believe you have a birthday on the coundar tomorrow and you just loved the racking them all hired. It's no that another year in the wall. So happy birthday to Donald Kennedy Martin. How are you this evening? DC's who your liddle name is, Kennedy. Yes, I'm doing fantastic. And what? Why? Why that reaction? I was I just I would have never expected. Okay, Kennedy's a girl's named. Not when you're named after the president. Huh, not when you're named after the president. But they couldn't do don John. Now I was I was actually going to be a junior Donald Joseph Martin Jr. Okay, my mom was pregnant with me when he was assassinated. So my dad said, if it's a boy, he's going to be Donald Kennedy Martin, Not Donald Joseph, and that's how they came up with Deeke from DK to distinguish between my days. And I get all that now. That makes sense. Yeah, crazy's gonna say. What's that job? Sick seat? I do like Colin John, Don John. He's the American done one. It's done. John. Like why the last name, though? HMM, like, why the last name? I you know, I never asked my parents that question before they checked out. Gosh, it's if you were girl, would have been Kennedy Lincoln. How's Kennedy a girl's girl's name? It just is. You know, Kennedy. Don't know the Kennedy I'm thinking. Really has a friend named Kennedy? She looked street. Yes, really, Kennedy's first name. Wow, I never, I ever, never. I know Kennedy as a girl because she was at an MTVVJ. Yeah, yeah, glasses, we're not England. Yeah, yeah, I've never heard any low bush boy or girl with the hole, lowst name. If little bittle, stinky though, a little crunch here to yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, Kennedy's always been a surname as far as I'm concerned. I've never heard it as a first names. Carols name. But so birthday in nine hundred sixty four. WHOA? Yeah, sixty four, yes, D drop us as all as my mom. Yeah, I know you get legit be my dad. Like every time I've made fun of you about your age. I was only fucking with you. A couple of years younger, but let me see, it's this Christ fifty seven tomorrow, dude, for three years. So when you get the a ARP Shit in the meal, you actually can't throw it out right now. You have to start looking at it. It's holy shot. I've been getting it for seven years now, but you get it too, but I throw it out. So three years to retirement or what? No, what do you mean? No, see that. Get back there. He's a sophomore and Holly School to Catholic High School? Yeah, yeah, I mean he has, knows what happens, years of school left and then he might go on after its true story. My wife keeps trying to pastor me into having another kid, like it's like buying it pat or something like. She's pastor. Yeah, she got I don't think. I'm not really interested it. Like you give me hope that I could possibly pull that off. I was forty, forty one one. Andrew was born forty two. I to be forty three. That's my ans the tracks. I could be me. My wife was forty four when he was born. I'm not as healthy ASDA and forty two. You killed forty two and don't you forget it. He's healthier than meed fifty seven that I have at forty two, don't you for so long as your birthday correct. Oh Shit, well, it's cool. My boy, my boys mom is supposed to have hurt other kids tomorrow, a really nice yeah, Yep, you know who was who I share a birthday with? Exact...

Day and year. Let me take a guess. Good, John Kennedy, that's guessing. A former former Philly left fielder. Kanye West? No, former Philly Stud leftiel left fielder, Craig Lezinski. No, team age, same exact, same exact age. Yes, Schmitt, no, that's why. The same. Well, last fielder, but he's field field, sparrow. I had fifty seven. It's before our time now it's not. It's sixteen years elder than me. Your time are alive. When he was playing, Bill Thompson, no, Dale Murphy, no, but you'R was heat. Now he would think of you you then. Oh, fatty, wait, Peki, that's literal. I'M gonna. I'M gonna message in my the I've actually says I'm friends with Pinkavilleo on facebook. I'll message. I'm He's Coaching College Baseball Right now. I'll message him in the world out you dieque have been. I'm going to put us in a group message of three of us. Three of us do that. I'll have my daughter see us having bad all right, having birthday d thanks again, and our guests in the studio. Deek's right, Steve Him problem the star cast. Hello, ready for the stark star cast. Thanks for hanging out with us this evening. Gentlemen, thanks for having us. A little crossover action, a little crossover, and I'm looking forward to it. We got some things to talk about it well, we'll try not to take up too much. Some things to talk about. We did on our show previously two years we talked a little of the deshaun massage stuff. I don't know, do you guys are going to get into that, because there's kids in the room where I just I have a question for you guys, because you guys do sports. We don't talk sports. Since rare I've got anybody to talk sports with, because rob soaks but as he wears a phillies out here. So thirty nine, Williams, that's twenty one allegations against eighteen. They came out and said that he was appropriate. Yeah, you've thirty nine different missuses like there's a there's predatory behavior there. I think like if I said that, I just fucking said earlier. You, Deshaun Motson. Oh, so my thought is, I said good, twenty one of the bed and still thirty nine. Still thirty nine plus the team has one. That makes forty at the end of the day, like whether it's true or not, like if you go to the barber and you like your barber like a hair and gun. There you go back to that same one. You don't switch it up, right, you're not switching up on the ownas to my doctor, like you got a good massage, you're staying with the same person at the end of the day. This to must be a nice cut of deal, because he's got to be as relaxed as anybody under the Sun. With thirty nine different ASSUSS like I don't know why you would need that. I don't want to somebody like unless he's really really picky, right, and if do you take here, taking him thirty nine to find them one he really likes. Oh, he has one he really looks it's crazy, because going any dates. Yeah, not a Missus, though. By look, if Hallie can just use a second round pick and bring them here. The that's done. I find love. I'm actually brought that up as an Anglo, because do you think the team did that to keep him in Houston? And I said, what about another team fire and it out and saying like like, if I'm Miami and I'm like Dade, I'm not paying three first yeah, low ball. But if I can find twenty women to say that he was inappropriate and like they're trying to avoid anything like legal, they don't want it to go through the COPS, they won't turn any over, any evidence of the point, he's already fleece the shit out of freet Houston anyway. Well, yeah, and the Houston Police Department already came out and said they don't have evidence of it. Yeah, and that the lawyer for for all the the twenty one lawsuits. He came out and said I when I ran for mayor, I tried to oust the chief of police and he's no longer here, but the whole department holds ill will towards me. and Rusty Harden is the guy who's to say we should have the Sean how is asking rob and I'm like, I don't know. Tos For deek's birthday. We're gonna. I'm game. He's straight. We're backtracking, killing you off. We definitely our backtrack. So every birthday, the thank you rob checking the POPs, apple, apple, pop, huckster, right, apple, huckster Rye. Yes, I was going to finish going around a table here and we'd robs a shooting it. We're shipping. Oh, you took the whole thing. Christ supposed to Leicester out the show. Rob's not going to make it another or halfway through. Yeah, we're all. We're going to be here for yeah, it's true. We're fucking hitting the running. Yeah, we gotta get other way so we can sit down to say what's up. Oh, he ain't gonna say. Let's say what's up. Andrews get, he sits down, he'says sup and then Hook each times in on occasion of basketball. All right, let me just finish it. introductor. If you got Dj, you know what's up. Dj. They don't sport his opening day gear and in the Backa drew. So you know, there you go. That goes angry with this sup...

...thanks to our sponsor and S Phillycom get it up to tend quotes in about ten minutes. MPM Agency, check out Matt Maloney, get some insurance quotes and POPs McCain's fine Irish and American whiskey. Now, always keeping US nice and lubricated. Okay, so now let's get back into things. We could talk more Watson, but first we got the MOM brackets. So we we started this two weeks ago, spread it across our show, your show, the starcast, had it going on some of our personal sites and we want to thank the fades, the the faithful listeners, the loyal listeners followers, for getting involved. It's been a lot of fun. It's probably put it out out there on every post. Thank you, guys all, so much for the participation from our group to your group. We're getting well over, you know, well over a hundred hundred and twenty votes on everyone, and they're only twenty four hour turnarounds. That's why they get such a good number at and it's done. It's done well from what we wanted it to do and it's been fun like definitely. Our groups are so diverse from your groups. Like we said on my show, the difference between the fifty seven year old crew with deek and the forty two year old crew with my people like it's literally like night and day, like if it's black and white. I know that these people are going to push it through. Yeah, it's taking it will not entirely. Some of them are taking the eye candy factor into effect. The beginning of the tournament a lot of your people were pissed off because I didn't put some of the radio stars, like little orphan any I didn't like none of them made the cut. Yep. Yeah, well, you know, you probably couldn't tick up any old pictures of them. I can't think it. Like. Did we miss anybody that should have been? I know there's some names it's that have come up in the comments of people that I missed, but if we miss them, then they weren't that important. It was you know it was somebody that you didn't I got two or three votes maybe from that person who said where's so and so? I think I love the three. Brought up a couple. I think my dad brought up a couple of names that like we're so it's like that. I don't know. I don't even know who that is. Yes, I don't even who it is. Yeah, it was one lady in there, Harriet Nelson. No, idea who she is. What? I have no idea who she is. Ozzie and Harriet, no idea, beak. I mean that deak. Sixteen years. I Know Ozzie and Harry was on in the S, which was, yes, ahead of my time. So, like you, never watched the episode, but formative vice I heard of them and I know who they were. They were in black and white. Your kid was Ricky Nelson. I got you. Okay. So I just wanting ricky Nelson, the singer. I almost wanted. I almost want to go. Do you catch them on a rerun and hit the sound clip from from back to future? What's a rerum? Honestly, where would I even see that, even even in the s? Where would I see? There's a state. Never get right now, nick, no, well not, I don't know. Nike Nights, Free TV AND ME TV TV lane. Yeah, if I can, I like. So you're saying, just like the difference between our age group at his, and then you bring these younger guys into to who DGI think like half of the good n say guys hit for the moms on there, even when we were in here introducing it on our show and nate was was man in the show there is a producer. He was like, I got no clue. I know clothes I can name for or five miles. You got more than I recognized. I actually when we are off finals three right away, I actually counted twenty three moms that I never saw one episode of their show. No clut some of them. When I got so the hard part that I have when I got to about fifty, like I was solid all the way up till then, like I could Google and I can say top moms from the S, top moms from the S. I could pull a bunch of shit and then, like I started getting in. I was like, all right, I've got two animated MOMS. Like, how many animated moms do I want to include on the list? So so I was like if the show was on for twenty plus years, like I can justify it. Or if it's something from our childhood that you can look back, I can justify it. So that's how you get Wilma and Betty, that's how you get lowest and you get March. By no means are they great. Teaching took change the heat because Betty on one of the threads. Yeah, that he rebels Daddy Roms. Yes, we took some heat from that for that. So, I mean I could have argued against having aunt Viv on the list, if it has to go on the list, but two different actresses, but she technically isn't the mom, she's the end. Yeah, yes, but what she's said kids, she was a mom. That's how she gets on there. Yeah, and then the seating part of it, like the seating was yes, it's hard to justify certain people like I don't know how many people know what modern family is like? Did you know modern family is? So I don't know if that's popular with yours. Here's another one that I ranked higher. We were rose. Yeah, so the only reason that I bumped her higher is because she's super popular with his age group. In regards to what's the name of the show?...

Shit's creek. Yeah, she she'ser, but it those phenomenons that everybody is one of those pigeable shows. I've ever everybody Eisode I've never watched. I'll be honest with you. It was. It was a good series. I watched it. We started watching it. I like it takes a couple episodes to get into it, but it's quick, dumb half hour forty minute show you could get, you could blitz through it on Netflix. I enjoyed it. And here she is. An interesting character, isn't that? Yeah, isn't that for Piss my my my friend wadels that and it's like about that rich family that goes poor or they have to go back to their starts off. We're like mall town or whatever. Yeah, business man, sounds like it sounds like a good idea, good concept for sure. Of I don't think we and they're very they're very city metropolitan people and they're putting this podunk tail named Chits creek that he bought as a joke for a son's right, for his birthday many, many years ago, and now this is the only place they have to go to kind of rebuild their lives and just had like, you know, like, yeah, I like him, I like her, I like Catherine O Hara, I love Eugene leave, Eugene Levy and pretty much everything I've ever seen builded at them. He's, yeah, their favorite racked up, but you probably don't know half to think. I don't know anything about the show. So the mom you know, besides like the basic calm, the mom from from lots Humblowe, beetlejuice. Oh Shit, Oh yeah, she's the MOM. Like, yeah, I remember. I'm a huge s movie fan and Eugene leavy is a staple even before he was in American Pope, like armed dangerous is one of the funniest movies. Y's he's he like and I remember for ever anybody emits in the clean up his eyebrows. I'm just so rather that Gay David. That's the way if Davis, but like that. That's the only thing I known from his American Pie. Never seen him in anything else besides Shit's creek. He's they there are a lot. They do a lot of Improv movies like that cast kind of it's so weird. Guy, strange. Guy's a weird slio. He's in it and he just plays like the ultimate creep. Something about Mary. He's always the cream and everything and the guy point. Can Ever See something about Mary? Is that was all Ros Pul road right? No, no, he's actually one of the Tommy Been Star. You ever seen I've ever seen him. I know that. Have you ever seen Growndhog Day? Yeah, he's the cameraman. Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, it's been a while since I've seen groundhog babies account of yeah, Rebecca from this is awesome. She wasn't in it. So again, I don't. I don't know who that is. You Never Watch this isle? Yeah, actually, that's made more from this is us. Gotcha. See. And what I what I liked about this. Right, we talk sports, and I'm not trying to sound like some pig mail show of this, but most of our listeners are man. We do have some women. We appreciate it, but getting this definitely got David got into it. The women are voting. I have a friend they grew up with for years like he was not happy with me and how I funny figure Lu were like Gilmore and that woman was the if that woman would have made it to the finals, I might have just left the show's family show, but I'm gonna have abilities talk. That's ability of a Laura like Gilmore versus Claire Dunfie Brackett was all I was hoping for. Oh, but let's not for me, but for the bloods. What's wrong with their Redo? The whole nebracket now and deeks friends that were like, listen, I don't know who this is and I don't know who that is, but I bang that one my vote. Yes, so we were faster. Yeah, it was. Also, if where do you get into this? Let's just there's some comments that that need to be addressed. Your Dad is your dad is easy. He's old tilt right now. I'm not even looking. I'm thankful he's not in the studio because we don't just be sitting here quietly waiting to get yelled at, like I feel watch be Jimmy's ass go from the S. Well, that actually you know, if you go pre nine, you probably could have called most of them women goats. Shot it. Take the shot at the boomers. Sorry, sorry, I shouldn't say that. So Dad said base on this conversation and should have been goats from the S on. Then and then later on he says again, if you never saw them, you would say you never saw Babe Ruth. So he doesn't belong. Baby Ruth belongs. But like I can look at the record books. There's no record books for Tev. It's true. There's me TV and TV land. So the only time I ever wind up on me TV is when I'm trying to start at the beginning of the guide. So I'll hit in ye to accidentally hits selected. I'm like, fuck, is this a black and white? There's a wire watching? Yeah, who is? I was the one show the Gilligan's island. Wasn't their mom on nut show? Your mom said she's glad she's in a different room. No, technically, imagine he's just hosting the report. Professor. And Yeah, Yeah, Mr and Mrs Hal had children. Love you and thirsty now you love you about that. Rappy DA children. was their mom on happy day.

Mr See. Yes, yes, hold final four. There's quite a few. They can be. We just see it and put back in and more that could be at it. But this is the good part about this now is that hopefully, the next time you do this and you ask for help, you could put it out. This is an extent time to bring it up. Some more help. So we've talked about it with already, your mom's Childie you are now. Yeah, so we are going to do another father. We're gonna do the TV dad bracket. Yeah, I was gonna ask what about MOM figures that they weren't moms but acted as a mom on the show. It's a yeah, not sixty four of them, but like they were good women on the show, but they weren't the mom. Are Give me for right now, like the full House with Jesse. No, no, and Becky. He's now. WHO's now in jail? They's down in jail looking one pick the wrong one. We didn't have the MOM. Your category of Mom thinks you're going to find more dads that have filled in. No, yeah, there's definitely there dad. So this ane it could be someone who's not a mom, but I please the mom. We're going to get to do a bright not a bracket, but just if we get more flat on. There's a ton of Disney moms out there from those day Disney shows and the nickelodeon shows that are, yeah, like drinking Josh with the Hell. There's a ton of those men the script like he else, and I want those. Those shows are not prime spongebob shows, Grandmam, yes, mom, yeah, like there those those Disney shows. They're they're not prime time, they're not major network. That's you can't include that. I think it's weird down there. For what the Spongebob episode that was talking about like a flu, like virus. So there's a lot of sods stuff, the suds. Yeah, it had to be the Sud set. There's a talents. It was a new episode. Oh, like a brand new one. That straight was talking about like the flu, and there's a ton of stuff and it was like a virus and they closed it. The Crab Shack and freaking cress something call it's not called the crab, crusty Krass, a Krusty Krab. Come on, come on, show your spongebob knowledge. Yeah, bring it to the table. I don't there's actually watch anymore. There's a time of girl stuff. That's risk gay. That spongebirl adult. Yeah, that's how you watch it. Yeah, watch it. Show debut. One thousand nine hundred and ninety bands before. I was bored that long ago. Ny Six hundred and ninety five. Wow, I don't know, it's they just had the twenty five year anniversary. Like so, you know what? No derivative friend and stimpy. Right. Yeah, yeah, one thousand nine hundred and ninety. They tried to make more kid from ninety nine right, stupids. When you look back at read and stupid, it's like, wow, how did that get on the airs? It was my lot so bad. I was so bad. All right, mom, bracket back there, Bob Bracket. Yeah, so we got. I have what some other final I was gonna ask for it update on the they're not gonna be final right until tomorrow morning. So I usually, I think, giving it a little bit. I've been giving it a little bit longer. Usually we cut it off at six, but because the matchups have been so heated, we were just talking about this earlier. The matchups, a lot of them are really close, like this morning's matchups. When I did the votes, one was within eleven, two were within five and then the other one was just a blowout. So they were all pretty close and like I thought about it like in the middle I was starting to put the numbers up there with them, but then I was just like it's a ton of work to try to get the exact numbers and not and like because of the way the votes come them in, like people can vote even after it's not like we're taking them down. So like I'll still get notifications at people are voting three days later, a week later, two weeks later for something. I cut it off at six once I's once I count the votes votes account of that. So currently, right now I have the numbers. How we look in US someone voted in the last like fifteen off the ballot box. Big Jim stuff. There's five different places that you could vote and I hope that you voted all of them and I hope all of events are clas. Claire now, Claire Now, he's gonna vote for Mrs Breake. No, no thanks. Sophia is currently beating Claire by how many are you look at my page. Three votes. Wow, so close that it's been within time. Money, Johnny Dreamy drops. Yeah, and Carol Braising a happy place is crushing it by eighteen votes. Yeah, that's that's my that's why votes, man. So look, this is the this is the perplexing thing about Sofia. She'd Alsn't have the eye candy factor. One. Two. She wasn't that creativele mom on the show. I mean she had, she always had. Daughter was like sick. We now we had cercy in this bracket. So you...

...know it. Yes, she's a pretty shitty mourn to put that. There was a heat commissions. Two things to wait. What about time out? Speaking of game, it through, she saw that. Of It. WAS IT Sarcy? Just think about something like this. Ready, Loris out. One bracket is a nine verses ten. Yes, yeah, to Cinderellas, what the fuck? No, but hold on, time out. But both. What about the Harry's? She was his mom. To the dragons, shut your mouth. Why? Why was she not a fluted did you say? If we don't reckons, it have to be a human. Those dinosaurs do not go. They do not identify as children. So I know we pro she was. She was the queen of Dragons and the mother. So I know we brought the I know we brought this up criticizing the ceding. Right, but you got to give him some credit. Right, he did. She's on one side. He has a one versus. He free eat. It's bunker. At six, he has a one versus to make it to the final four. No, did she make because she saty six. Doesn't matter. It doesn't matter where she was. Come up against somebody different. But who is she gonna beat? She stop beating Claire. I'll tell you that. No, well, she wasn't at six. She wouldn't have been up against Claire. Claire, who don't Dolphie from modern fan, from modern FAM. I never watched modern family. So you don't have meat. Hang on, no, you do, and this is this is why you gotta figure out. Some people are voting on the actual ability to be a mom. Yes, some people are voting on the eye. Katie facilure's all right, somebody who so eat a bunker. In the first round faced Amba Harper, but you're going based on its six. So let's put her. Let me ask make her or who? I'll make her a three. God, all right, make her thright. So I make her the three. She Faces Jessica Wog in that round and she beats her. Right, Jessica. That was the Jessica wombs a mom from fresh off the fresh bunker on the first round. Let me finish. So if I make if I make edith the three, she faces Jessica Wog in the first round and in the second round she faces Beverley Goldberg, because Beverly, who loses? Yeah, and that Brad, yeah, I really so mar to one or two where she should have been. So if I made her the I made her the one over June cleaver, Carol breedy, Marge, Marge, substance or key, obviously would have crossed every Yoman. Know Knyforman's great. He wouldn't see every ring that March. No, no, it's Simpson's edisons. Listen, I can't agree with Mr Mrs Block. Exact me up here. My Dad will be marge all day, I guarantee. Yes, he looks like acused time. He looks like the time. I'm not sure if this person should be that high, like Lucy Ricardo. Yeah, I don't know. Where was skylar? Where was Skylar Gray? He was seen teen good, where she deserved. We were doing this and they said she's like the worst person in the world and I went sixteen. Seen that sucked like it like. It's like if I saw her, if I saw her in person, I'd probably be like you's such a bitch, like we grimes another one. If you're a walking dead fan, she's sucked too. I got into moment, I got into season for the walking dead and I just stopped because I just got bored with it. But she sucked throughout that whole show. So you just ow, you see, you watch it from the getting. You didn't start from season four. No, I got into season four and then I was like, all right, the governor, this is get, this is getting dragged down. What she did. Yeah, she's a horrible person. She didn't kill Carl Did she huh? Did she kill Carl? She left her husband in a commenter cars. I'm not going to finish the show so you can tell me. Huh, she laughing? Oh good, she's dead. They that showed just got drags that alert. We're in the ten seasons. You don't she's dead by out or rick. It's funny, the girl killer, you know what's funny. And Carol might have killed her. You guys are SARL basking. Yeah, like shows like that. Right. So, have you ever she's watched this? Yes, okay, one out for down to watch it with the wife. All right, but literally, it was like season one was good, but then they tried to sell season two. They told the same story from a different perspective. It was the same store. What the walking dead? Oh this is us. That like season three. They literally took the same story again, it told it from a different perspective. Is that a girl show? I'm sorry, sir, because my mom, my mom, got into that. Shows really wants did did anybody go? Yeah, brother, let's talking about this saw. It's not like so. So, literally, I was watching with the wife, all right, I was just whatever it was on. If everybody turns their back anyway, so to literally listen stripper rule. Turn it back to want to...

...get. After the second season, I literally said to the wife, I said, I can't watch this show anymore. She was like, what do you mean? I said it's same fucking storyline every fucking week. So my wife read the Synopsis. Had I way and watch the show. That's what it is like. I'm not gonna like women. Women can watch that be because they're cool with getting a good cry in that once a week. I'm not like you, sad like there. I watched the first season like I was in like I watched it and I do tear. Ever, that's fine, hey. Then the second season I was like, I was like, this the same shit they did last season. It's literally each week. How sad can we make you? Yes, yeah, but it's the same storyline. Yes, from how the girl and rank you, from the Boys Story, my dad story, from the story. It should be called we're gonna fucking try and blindside you with the same story every week. True. I to what upsets upsets in the the mom brackets. Pretty surprised with I'M gonna go, I'm anywhere. That said should be called this is dumb. I think so. He says, really he was the worst ever, and I agree with them. There was no need for Lucy to be in there because I but like, when I got to the end, I went all right, I need moms to fill out the last fourteen or whatever that I need to get in there. What was her seed? So she went being a five, but the only reason I got her out of five is should be sorry. She's an icon, okay, and edith isn't. I saw what you did there. I heard it too. So Edith is an icon, but not in the same way she's an characters. Lucy goes further back, but the show is called Lucy. Correct. That's where I'm saying she's iconic because it was her show and then she went on from that to create a run fucking studio. Sorry, language. You guys have a family show. Oh yeah, I think it's the first one. I got six, hang on, edith is only famous is Archie's wife. She's not a famous for me. Six, dude, yeah, but six. But if you agree that Lucy is the worst, or close to so, she's the worst, only hid her ahead of edith. I don't look at Lucy as a mom. I don't look at her is a TV mom. HMM, to this, she's looking at her and te mom. Okay, then how does she make single digit CD? Because she's iconic. But get Lucy has twelve. She won the pack twelve which up. I don't know if you guys took it, took notice to the twelve five s, because I know that twelve. I was a couple of those were strategically great. Know what you were doing. I saw over strategically place. I think. I think some people's heads would have blown up if you would have put like the the pre s moms all at one bracket. Then guys like my dad, Heek, would have just complete. They're losing your shit. Now, hold on, hold on, Hell Odster Shit, my dad seventy. He's right. All Right, your dad doesn't that right? Great. Well, yeah, there's hard audiences. Big Jim will admit it's hard to say. I can't put Lucy lower than like a six or seven. Yeah, like I can't because of who she is. M So this's what I'm going through the scene. Yes, she's a freaking icon, like, I can't. It's hard to do that. I didn't even want to include a right will say mom and I needed them out. Putting more like Gilmore above her was disrespectful. But you know, that's you don't understand. Like when I reached out to people for research on this and I went where would you like? TV MOMS, give me a couple, a handful of people went Lord, like Gilmore has to be in there. I've never seen a single episode. Was Up. Yeah, more girls or girls are seen. Robs probably watched it, I'm sure. Right now. Let that be God. Damn it. All good things, all good things, not the bad. Was said. I'm back. I heard my name. What the fuck happened? So we're going into the final four, but did Andrew say tomorrow, Carol? Andrew carried to whole conversation. Yeah, maybe starts at it, though. Damn, way go carol, going up against Bev. My prediction is Bev wins. That don't. Can we just circle back, circle back, Yesh Shure, was your wagons. Who was your surprised? Who Did Yours? So that was so free? Is My surprise, absolute surprised. Yeah, so, Frankie, heck, that's that's the SIS. Didn't make it, yes, but I was surprised that she made it as far as she did, because I mean I've seen the shows. Really good, good goes up. Yeah, and her being one there to two different characters. The Middle She's, Oh no, puts that one the little the middle of that. Mom was in it. Low was person shoes, all right, but she's everybody loves Raymond.

She's his wife. I can't stand her the fact so either character. Yeah, I hate her. I hated her as she heating at all. I hated her as Raymond's wife. I loved there as Frankie Hack, but like it's one of those shows that sneaks through, like ABC just had it in. There is filler between two bad, popular shows. I didn't think anybody watched it. And the fact that she got as much like she was routing in some of those rounds. I was very surprised by by her run. I'm surprised that Katy Segal's not in the final. I thought Peggy Buddy would make a bigger rock, you know, one of them. Yeah, I knew that Gemma was going to get knocked out of her. Now there's not a lot on the more than enough sons of anarchy. Faint Right. I listened the temptation to put Frankie Hack and Patricia picture she heatons character her and I'll be everybody loves Raymond Against Against Each Other and to go gema verse Peggy and potentially put those limit those together. That temptation was tough, but I was like, if I put them on the other side, they might be able to stretch it out and we would get a better matchup later on. You know what I mean? Where's Carmelo Soprano? How far she goes? So she was a nice sea. We got nice, a nice seed. I mean I didn't really like her on the show. I think she deserves a little more respect than a nine seed. There was there was forty MOMS better than here. It's Tom So we played the whole season. Do not want, do not look at the bracket. Come on, man, I did tell your a part of Dude, don't I'm not on facebook, like I know. Yeah, it's funny. He's like, I knew four moms on the whole list. Then he's keeps firing out of these. Ever saw the fucking studio from this show? Yeah, she's on the all right, well, he's there. All the twelve moms he knows now, but she was. He's like, God Damn, I wish I would have voted. She was like really dumb on that way? How old? Who Carmela? Yeah, she's way smarter than we are. You, she put treat very smart. Do you think she's smart? And that's in star character? Yeah, well, well, yes, she's smart, she knows what's going on, but she's dumb for thinking like she didn't think it was gonna happen. So I'm not saying this, I know, but I'm saying like her character was like. So, I'm not saying it's to be disrespectful, and I mean this dead seriously sincerely, at one refrecting with all covers up, backing. Yeah, right, I don't know if you're emotionally mate sure enough to understand her character. I really wish out up put a time around how long we were. But what do you say by like so at one, no, three, you're not a husband. You never had a understand why she does the way the things it. But she knew who Tony was when she married right, and nine percent of her life is survival. What does she have to survive? If she leaves Tony, he murders or she winds up at a whole. But they did. She did leave whom they got divorced. Now. Well, they broke, they split up. They split up. You ever get away from the family? She was not in the family gonna bag a priest. She was. She was right. Father. Yes, he made a Cheel, made a good post, made very good by good possible. But she also winds up in that situation knowing full well what it is. Okay, but I think that she's stupid for thinking that Tony wouldn't just go through with everything. The she knows that going into it. She didn't seem like it. With some of the scenarios. I would call Karen Stupid. Oh, from good. Yeah, you're right, you're right, and then it survived. Is Now you better? But she was a good mom, like she actually run away. I gotta admit it turned me off on what's your longest relationship? Thirty five minutes. Yeah, I don't know, to rides, to Chuck Chess. Okay, so come back in ten years and they're go re watch the show doing to be like, Holy Shit, does completely different. Yeah, you still talk about this as us. I need a good cry. No, but like she was a good mom, not a good I don't think, a good wife. I wish. Would you watch? How is she a good mom. She was always there for the kids. Are we talking Cold Malay? And she would make up a sitwich there, know, but she was like like they would go to Tony and toil. He would just be like, I got a bigger things going on. Doesn't make her she's married to ahead of them mom. She had kids with the head of the New Jersey mop. You No shit. That's like when she expect at that point, you're not a good mom anymore. You chose a bad why you're still there for the fat like you chose this bad partner. Let's put it this way. She saw most sanitation. She saw this. That the yeah, that's right. Most mob wives, not all, but most mob wives, are in it for the money. Yeah, they want to live in the lap luxury. That's guy. So they know what I haven't married me one. That's by. Heather married me DART. Good choice, Heather Marquisio. Never heard of the Irish Mofi not. I literally wish I had the car crush shout on my face. So when they can win, they know full well what's going no, I...

...get all that, but she acted like like it wouldn't all fall apart at some point, because in any mob movie or TV show you ever watch. It's fallen apart. It always falls a push. She never saw common is a fucking script. I know, I get that it's a TV showing a character. I'm saying, like Carola was played out, but me from a mom standpoint. So I'm I'm while we're on the subject, I'm really, really excited about subject of Mom's the bobby. WE'RE gonna get to explore all this in the saints of New York, I believe. I don't know if you guys are the saints in New York. All the movie they're doing. Okay, yeah, it's about young soprano and the father and that. How many times? And you're I don't know how I'm pretty in tune with like the mob stuff, like I read a bunch of books, love, I love stuff. Yea. How often do you find that the wives take the take the downfall for any of that stuff? Not as much as you would probably think. You're right. So you're expecting this woman in TV portraying a mob. Some of those some of them are willing to snitch. So if you remember, like the guy that in good fellas, yeah, Karen so, the FBI agent who's WHO's sitting down with it to like he's actually a real he was the real FBI agent from the like actual like downm it, from the Everyal Guy. Yeah, he's the real guy. That's pretty cool. He played himself in the in the in the movie. He was the real guy that arrested them and like it was easy for him to do. It's why he's such a shitty actor in the movie. He's really he wasn't terrible. Who Was it? One scene it's like then the reason, the reason I'm bringing that up is because that I have that one scene where he looks at Karen and says, we only want him, we don't care about you. Yeah, that's exactly where your point is. You're saying that she would have went down her well, she's just as guilty she had she held evidence. You realize the order she did. She hid. I'm struggle obstruction care hill versus the movie Karen Hill, to totally different people. You realize the only reason the that the wives talk when the mob is because they didn't do the right thing and take the money in the beginning. I know you're talking about it. They're they're not odering, like they don't have Conte, so you're getting prime robber. So what I'm saying is like when they don't actually have any of the money, is when they talk because they know they get federal fucking houses from where, like where they set that disappeared to why? Owing and never see a good fellas. They took the witness protection, Egg Noodles and catching the Godfather. She just well, I don't even the God far didn't really touch on the wives. The Godfather isn't real. But I'm saying you're a mom about a real cinema. So let's talk talking about Karen, like for Real Karen. or we are we all in another the railman. It's not another's realm will get back into the mom. I don't know how many people know that. Like sorry, she was a creep in real life. Wait time out. One one proposal. Can we start up like a mob podcast? I fucking will do I'll do it with you, dude. I I love the MOM and I'm holcome to him. No, I love all the all the mob stuff. I love it. Actually it's some of the most intriguing shit to me. It's an instincredible what they they got away with and bum legit knows. I'm about to drop some knowledge on you. I know so much shit. Dude, flex we have to go jo. Hang on, hang's his name? George, stepping out that phenopolis. Yeah, please, he's in the mob short Stephanopolis of the mom he literally is covered. Oh, he's thirty fucking hears. That's that's not love, George, Jorge, give me a fucking place. Never wanted to have our drop thing because when he goes euthanasia. If you never listen to our show, you'll know why. That's funny. Rob Did his story one time and he didn't know the how to say the word, so he fucking googled the sound of the word and it was Youthan Asia, and he would push the button so he can shear it said. So he knew what to say. It's literally on our sound board because when he said the word, we want went rob, that's not of words, you know, and he went, I googled pushing a buttock, euthanasia, youth in Asia. Come on by it. I would do mob goats all day, big Jim, I swear to God. So Karen Knowledge. Yeah, dropping it on you. Oh, so, I don't know if you know this, but paully was a Pieci of Shit. Oh Yeah, did you know? Think was banging? I think you told me this before. Yeah, so, Paul, he was banging Karen in real life and Henry's Henry didn't know. Yeah, I don't. Didn't care until. No, he cared until they after the fact, because wives are different than girlfriends. So, and there's like so...

...much other shit in the mode. They don't any nights were for the girlfriends. Always, always. But so paully was banging so like hat what Henry says, like thirty six hundred bucks or whatever, thirty five hundred bucks for a lifetime, like, in addition to him putting Henry in the mob, having him partnered up with who probably the biggest psycho you could fucking possibly find. Yeah, Jimmy Conwe Jimmy, then Tommy, Tommy, you know Tommy. On top of that, Paul getching is what shine box Paul. He's banging his wife, like on top of that, which makes it ten times worth, because they about tray. Karen is like the Dennison innocent the entire time Henry was in jail. You're banging Pauli and they make paully look like this. Genuine family guy who's just trying to run the family in the best way that he can. And it's like listen, dude, what Henry Hill tell stories about how they were transporting drunks. Try Get your mom, please. What's up? Do your mom voice. I didn't do it and it I missed it. Oh put yeah, a, yeah, I got cool. It's fun to say. There's like a there's like a five us at the Adil. Dude, I'm down. I'll school you all kinds of Shit. I just love like learning stories and like talking about I think it's awesome. I mean not. I'm not condoning what they did. I'm saying like, what the Fuck, Dad, and tell one of my favorite things about the mob. It's like the connections all over, like, I know we're all on a tangent here. Is probably makes no sense. Anyway, that's listening right now, probably if they're tuned in the middle of the show that we get from moms to mobs. One of my favorite one letters. Pick up the just one letter. One of my favorite things, like mob talkwise, like everybody knows scarface. The know capone as as the head of the Chicago mob. He's had of Chicago Offhan. One of my favorite things is discovering that, like as kids, the gang that he was in, he was in a gang with lucky Lucciano in New York. He's a New York guy. Yeah, he grew up in the New York gangs and then fucking was I get chicatlas. New York's not for me, and wound up in Chicago and still wound up on that same trajectory to be the head of the Chicago mom and it's like if he went, if he winds up and he stays in New York, like what happens to that dude? Is he like the head of one of the five families in New Year's got its over SCARBOT is probably who? Or does he wind up as one of Lucky Lucciano's crew? Is Our power struggle between the two of them, like who's going to take over? Or the first created a movie, but like that's how widous like since pitched that to like a production call. Like what happens if he never winds on there? Do you know the name Albert Anastasia? Yeah, that George's brother. Murder and corporate now, yes, murder incorporated. Yes, I think like diamond. I think Al Capone Becomes Albert Anastasia. But but he doesn't have to. He doesn't have for Albert Awns, but he doesn't have to. What do you mean? It doesn't happen. Doesn't have to, because he's not like muscle. He's No God if he had stayed in New York. Are you on that? He's not muscle. He's not an outscarre guy. You Look Alto. So what he's trying to figure out? How like? So, first of underrated movie. I know it's not completely true. Mobsters. Ever seen it? So mobsters? It's with Richard Greeko and Oh yeah, yeah, your depth, yeah, and Christians later. Yes, phenomenal, phenomenal. Chris Penn takes the exact act and think you want him to take scumbag. So phenomenal movie. Phenomenal. I have a good choice. I have a quick questions on tonight. Where did carry Russell from the Americans finish? She wasn't in there. She didn't make the list. Wow, she was sixty five. You got to dip it appointed. He lost the playing game. She was sixty five. Playing game didn't make it. Die. I'm sorry. Join US for the DAD cood disappointed. I have his own personal mob story. Oh time. I got a tattoo here of my son's hand. It's a black hand print, a racist. That's Brodie's. It's six months hand print. Where's the rest of his hand on? But he's missing a bunch of gasses. It's six months old. That was his Hayd print. And how pretty decent size is? He missing the tip of his finger. Yeah, about the girls, isn't it is that Morse code wrong. Vacation and I'm growing and there's a guy next to me and this guy's all tatted up now. He's got the Elbow Tattoo. So the elbat spider. When the sweater web means you you've done time, does it though? That's what they thought. They said you killed something. They tear dropped. The tears means you can. That's the new one. I heard somebody in a job interview. How about answer what the R jobs are for it, because I fucking died for this job. Those are sweat barks. Wait, how many people in Philadelphia right now have fucking heere drop patches? Sorry, jobs are sweat. That's sweat drops, because I...

...love my job. I see this big guy like watching me girl the whole time and I'm thinking he's like, I don't know, watching my girl skills or something, and audience he's he comes over to me. He says he's a putty. Let me ask you something. He's like, are those new balance that you're wearing your arm? What is that? I'm like, it's my son's hampert. He's got son dinosaur. You've never you've never done anything. I'm like no, he's like, there's a Mexican mafia out on the West Coast. She's Nice, called Lotma, and that is their embol in the prisons tattoos. He's like. He's like, I've done some time and I've messed with those guys and I was not. So you see it that looking at you like little did you know you were your part of it, but have been like, Oh, let's say you should be. What's up? That's it's serious. No smile, just when finished cooking my meat. Now just look at him and go see. You should have said step aside before I plant your face on my grow yeah, almost us. Yeah, you know, that's a. that's a the way. How did you act after you told him what it really was, that we just bullshited three never he never told me. Yeah, I kids. He literally looked at the face and went Yoah, blow, Carna, Sada, firing food names, Taco Juchita. Do you see what Your Dad said? Burrita said, Dr Jeez Essay. Also, this shits so crazy. I watched a shit ton of Ganglin so he can deviate from the mob talk every now and again. Yeah, Molasavatrucha, the and that's thirteen. Who are you used to watch me go? Yeah, if more. Yeah, Bob Podcast, you got to do everything you gotta do, like like the Irish God do Russian mob. Russian mom. Irish mom didn't like EJ Cripple Bauer and then his gang down there. And first of there's a story, and that book, the Junior Cripple Bauer story, where they roll up on somebody's house and they need a safe opened up and they fucking run into this guy's house, grab them and Rip Mountain. They bring them in and he opens up the safe for him. That's my grandfather really. Yeah, Oh, Dad, get phenomenal book. It's one of the most underrated books. That's happened. Most people don't know it. If you get the opportunity there's a book. If you're from Kensington you should read it. Yeah, because probably is anybody. Yeah, it's called junior cripple Bauer and confessions of a second story man and it's about a dude who grew up in fairmount and winds up hanging out and K and to K and a gang and the KNA gang back in like the fifty sixty s, like you probably remember this. So down on Jackson Street there was like a murder that he was a southwest guy, southwest Philli do. This happened in the sh it happened on Jackson Street and like Mayfair and like they were connected to as a good apartment complex was right on a corner from where I grew up and that I remember that and like that story comes out later on in the book and like all the stuff about Kna. Like if you're if your families from Kensington, you grew up in that K mob KNA mob Berkeris that's your dad, like he knows. Yeah, like phenomenal book. It's called junior cripple Bauer and the confessions of a second story man. They basically interviewed this guy, you know, when he's like eighty five years old. He tells all these stories about how they it's kind of like did robberies and shit. It's really, really good. It's kind of like the Irishman I heard you paint houses like it's his recollection. Some of the family comes out and says, maybe a little bit we stretched, but most of it was was true. So there's a dude. I listen, I can't verify anything or not. There's a mgedly. His mob is. Mob is a mob has a Mug shot. Is in the book and he was one of my clients as an insurance agent and like he came in and I recognize them and like we had a conversation. I went to the bad guy. No, he said, the majority of Shit in that book is legit. Yeah, Damn. All those guys are still local, the ones that are still alive, and like the majority stuff in the book is just how the K and a gang nationally across the United States. They're the ones that like revolutionized how you rob a house. That is out. They're known for you don't use a second story. Now a second story man is a guy who breaks in through the second story. He's a guy. I am these dudes. I heard about those things in like Port Richmond. That's where. That's where they're from. You, I know. These dudes would go down south to like North Carolina and to like like they wouldn't. They were smart enough to not rob where they lived. They would only fence here. So they would bring back whatever they stole and they would sell. So, like this...

...was like a primaria. K Anda was like a hot spot. Yeah, yeah, we look at it as a drug zone today, but when our parents and your dad were that age, Front Street, Sertin Age. Front Street was where you went to get like your school uniforms. Is that your shoes hit. Like Front Street was like the Avenue of of commerce, like for that. I still remember going down there. Yeah, to get your school shoes and, Yep, walking the AV and ever for our friends, like that was that was it. That's all they had, like they're Frankfort. That's all they had, and there's a reason that. Like in Kensington, they're all Irish churches. Like you, whatever parish you're from, that's where the Irish settled. I learned from that book that, like, Kensington was the tapestry capital of the world. Yes, like anything like stockings and shit like that. That's where you got them from my father law, a table close down there quick lace. They were the TAT. That's why when you go through Kensington the entire neighborhood is nothing but a band in factors. Yeah, it's all factory. At one point, like the Irish all settled there because it was an easy place to get you up. Yeah, the s. There was the Irish riots yet, and you remember those now. At one time thought he was a young as no better. How was to look out? I was still diapers. And Philadelphia one time was known as the workshop at the world. Yeah, and it was when all those steps and hat, all those factories were or in order. And there's it's there's a paintball place at a factory. Doubt I and Erie at, one of the guys I work with. It lives out like in the like the Nova are. He's a yeah, it's got a north Philly. The other we get what my son playing paintball. That's North Philly, that that's a three blocks from where I grew up. He's like you grew up down there? It's like, Oh, yeah, I was down there. Ye, he's like there's eye and Tioga and tigers. Are Us. Where the fuck used to go late to get beer helmets? Yeah, they would deliver. All you gotta do is, Hey, dad, dear, your money right here. My Dad's up in the shower here. You got the moon. Well, we use an never later, but if you want to find a place at deliver, that be given. whilt given him any idea think to deliver anymore and distributor that delivers your parents around the town. Turn the shower on. Is just say. My Dad's in the shadow. The same shit. They shit that we didn't know I was seventy year old. I swear to God he's I give him cred all here. He tries. He listening now, he tries, but literally he's dumb as a fucking bag of rocks and shits like smart you're talking about. That's a good yeah, that's like he can't fucking tell me he was out drinking because I'm like, you're a fucking idiot. I know. So we've had this conversation in private. Deek, your son, the talkative one, our kid each other. Yeah, stop, our kids have played basketball together against each other before we even did postcasts or knew each other. Right. So, like my kid, I've told the story on my show don't get any weird ideas, like I've already caught my kids smoking weed out of like a vepen. Like the kids are different than they were when we were kids. So what he's talking about like in Regat on the Mike at this port? Now, it's not the time for me to open my absolutely not. It's a different environment. Like our kids are the same age him. If this is embarrass your kid our so what one of my daughters just started dating is this young gentleman and my wife Guy. My wife not a prep guy, right. YEA, my wife twins, run twit. Yes, my wife. How to help you to the mile? I gotta let me finish my story. I know you better my mom, my wife, was talking to the mom tonight and she said the sun went up and was like, straighten up his bedroom. Never do this, she said. He said, well, my son drank beer across the thanks dad. That's a true story for another time. But the moms like he's up straightening up his room and I said what are you doing? He's like, well, you know she comes over, we're just gonna hang out up here and hit goes. I don't know where you think you're coming from, but that doesn't happen. So she told my wife that. She's like, I hope I didn't step out of line, but I don't think you would appreciate that. My Wife's Oh no, no, absolutely not. Not. My other daughter, she's had a boyfriend for two years now. WHO HAS IT? I don't even know if you see my upstairs other didn't straight ahead to go to the bath or become right back downstairs. Bro He's been stealing prescription drugs out of your can. He knows exactly where everything is at. So my son, the first time you brought home a girl, I was I was jubilated. Jubilation, she is the word I guess I would use. That's so like. I kind of thought that he's the firstborn.

So this is new. You're kind of deal and you're probably going to the same. Yes, ROB's in a much different place. He'll get to that in a minute. You can see him shaking right now because he wants to tell stories for me. My son says, can I have my girlfriend? Can she come over? And I said yeah, so they're hanging out in the living room or watching TV and it's very noisy because I've got four kids. There's me. That's my wife, my father in law, because you might if we go upstairs, and I kind of like my eye said yeah, I fucking mind, but my mouth went no, I get it, I get it. So they go upstairs, we're open, door stays open. Yeah, so I let them go up there and and I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want to be a Dick. Why has it a job as a dead I know that you don't need to be their friend all the time. So you're on your first marriage. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is true. So Dad on his second marriage, dealing with the kids, going back and forth. There are some leeways because when mom is the fun mom, you have to be very careful on how you handle shit. So when he said Vere yeah, but he says I have to go out, we're going to go upstairs, I'm like, all right, I give him about ten fifteen minutes. At about fifteen minutes I go upstairs and I go I just want to make sure everybody settled in, propriately settled in. You guys would have cheeseport scharcootery and you're killing yourself. Yes, so we go. I go upstairs and I open the door and I kind of lean incause his bed is like right, lean in this hey, like I want to be the cool debt, but all the sudden I mom. So I open the door. They're literally nder the covers and they're straight making it out and I'm like dude, and he's like stop, what the fuck, and he's like what what? I went no, this is not okay, and he's like why? I thought you'd be cool with it. I'm like her parents wouldn't, not because, but you didn't. And I'm like I didn't have to ask them. I Fuck, I'm a dad, I'm standing here, it's hot here. They're not okay with there the fuck out. So they're like all right. So they both like sit up and she's like and I'm like, I hope he breaks up with her soon, with her giving him an attitude. But she gave it me an attitude. And because I'm watching them for her dad, like I know he's not cool with this and he's not even here. Turns out she's like the youngest of for and her dad doesn't give a yodate. So now rob will tell you where he's not gonna be. Already did. So. My son's girlfriend is also the youngest of for but he's my oldest. She's eighteen, he's seventeen. So we love them hang in the room. I've never called them doing this shit that Steve Just said. They were just kissing wrap it wasn't stop thinking it. But also at at my house, rob's acting like they were like sniffing the morning after my house. At my house they're not allowed to close the door. Sorry, and like that went a little too far. So we do, like, we do check on them every once in a while. Yeah, but I don't know what goes on outside of my house. So, like I feel like when he's at his girlfriend's house, it's whatever, because she's in the basement. She's the youngest of for to he said, yeah, you do get worried. If the other parents are on the same side as you or if they're also feel like his in the bit, they're like yeah, what happens? Happened? I also feel like, and I also know for a fact, as mom's like the she tries to be the cool mom. Yeah, so, like she lets his girlfriend sleep over it? I nope, heather, Heather, we stay at my house, which she was sixteen now. She had to stay in my sister's room with my sister's okay, but that's differ. There was a there was something else. Yeah, she was not staying in my room with me. Now that was she literally stays in his room with him in your house. Now, no, he's MOM's not in my house. At my house there's a curfew, like he literally has to be in by eleven o'clock. It's done, like she's home. He's in by eleven. Done. That's my house. Don't roll his bomb's house. I don't know what the fuck goes on. I know he's driving my fucking car. Well, care to guess? A car and my name? If he's staying over, care to guess? I just hope he's prepared for it, because I'm...

...not fucking take care of it. And you know what, that's a perfect segue because after the mom brackets, we're gonna do with that. Let me tell this still, I'd got an amazing dad start. We'll talk about after all. Fair to your point, he's got daughters. It's going to panic you and I'm leaving. There's there's a scene in the sopranos where meadow is trying to justify her actions with their boyfriend with our parents and tone and they're in the kitchen, understand, in front of a sink, and Tony says to meadow outside that window it may be one thousand nine hundred and ninety five, but inside this house it's one thousand nine hundred and fifty five, and that ain't happening, and that's that's basically the way. I am pretty good, though. Do you be pretty good? You hit your kids? Spanked? Yeah, not spank, but like, I mean like fulling this. He's wanted to, but he never. I we all want that. Yes, we all want to, but I never. Hat's been closed. Yeah, now I might. For me, it's where there were good kids. You know, you don't need to wear good good boys. I'm I won't argue that point, not one bit, though. They're when they were younger, there when they're younger, and Tom Fifteen Times, no, no, no, no, and they keep doing it. Then they get the SPANK. Yeah, you know, keep your finger out the outlet. I've never regret God damn finger. No, but when they're all there, want to keep putting their hands in the fucking outlet. Paper Clip, fuck this. I'm giving a paper clip that fits the outlet and nudge have a bit more like mandous like I was. I'm a product and I'm sure that we're all products of this, the adults in the room. I got the shit out of me as a kid, like I did some fucking dumb stuff, brd Nolphin, I never got arrested for drinking across the street from the place. That's wild that we already know that that happened. I want to know why he just threw up fourteen. Your Dad say it there. I don't know why. I knew how there was four team, but he's slept over at fourteen. He's got his numbers right. It might have been fifteen, but it wasn't. For my mom has is the Kensington mom, like she grew up there and the time of you know, I'm not sat Kensington now, I'm St Kensington then. So like my mom can fight like my mom's I wouldn't hustle with my mother like see. That's why I said I would punch my slap my mom for fifty grand over. That's all that's wrong, because she's from Kensington. I know she could take exactly right. Yes, you see that I've been hit by a ton of dudes like if anybody knows me. I've got the I've got a mouth that says I you should be punched. I've been hit by a punch of dudes. Are you slapping your mom or taking a punch for place? My mom is hit me harder than any dude I've ever met. My light that I've never been hit by anybody hard on my mom and now, when he was clean, the form was grantly. She leaned with it. She get it from the hips cells. She get it from the hips. When it's like, would you hit your best friend father, she's been experience. I'm not even thinking about if a tad swirs, if someone just blindly walks up to you like yeah, would you hit your best friend for a million dollars, you be like yeah, we're fucking Oh, yes, no, for million dollars, million after you have like Yo, just stop, don't hit me back. Let's heresod five Hundredzero. That's all. Taking the five hundred. Thou still hitting you back. Money off you hit back that. There's nothing in the description of what pating you back. Who's the money you hit? Doesn't say that in the rules. I read the rules. I can hit you back in a barn. You're jerous. I'm hear me, for another million, if that's rules. Is the reason I ask this is because you've got a son that's older. So you're on the second, the second leg of this. I assume you're not going to have any more kids. Correct, I'm sure it's come up, but life is sixty, so it's a little rare. A vampire, you can go as long as you want. I get the rest of us are all jealousy, humble bragget we last. Dude, I'm sitting right here. It's like it can get it. I get it. Is it? Give another shot of POPs to see what happens? Got No worse. So I'm on the exact opposite end of that spectrum in the sense that your youngest is the same age as my oldest and my oldest is the biggest fucking punk. And I swear to God, like, if a dad was gonna hit his kid, it's going to be me hitting him. Like I'm at that point now where I'm like, yeah, I feel like I got to check this kid's chin, like I love them to death, I really do.

He's a really smart kid. Second Honors, you, curly, know I did. I'm not saying this isn't on me. I did this is on me maybe. Is it fair if you say to him, look, we're going to go outside and square up because you're getting on my last goddamn there if, and this is the only we're going to settle, is that fair? So the friend isn't. So here's here's what you make it here. You may not. I've actually like so two years ago, like we were kind of he was at that point where he was eyeball on me. Yeah, like he was. He was thinking about it. For Your Lay, he's your height, a little taller, maybe, so he says about giving three look about. He was about four inches shorter. I told him stand on the bottom step. So that way we're eyed because if you're going to talk to me like that, all, yeah, yeah, because I said, if you're going to talk to me like that, I'd rather have us be facetoface. And he realized advantage. He realized that on the step he couldn't he couldn't follow through with anything he wanted to do. The altitude is in the same three. Three steps out a higher ground doesn't work if you don't have a gun. I'm satire ground. So now you were the ruler. He just turned sixteen. Were in a totally different places. Father Son. He no longer has to stand on the step I had. He tells me, Dad, stand on the bottom step so that wayere I die. But like he's not at that point. Like I think he knows that if he throws upon unchim when he eat whatever he throws and come, because he's not the first dude that hit me and he doesn't have to throw a punch at suburban kids are different than city kids. We're just different. Think that the truth. We're different. Like, I already know he's righthanded. It's coming from a forty five, that great potati fast. I've been listen, I've been in the lab with a pen and a pad planning this out and how this is gonna go down. I've took an extra physics class, I went back to school just so I know that you're jectory, this speed that he's gonna go. I know where this is gonna go all right, in him as he's been pitching. We waiting. I'm just I'm sitting back waiting. Listen, he goes. Any time he does anything with sand. I got to stop watch just see how pissed. Wow, ready, I was gonna. I was gonna be totally inappropriate, and I'm ready. That's not all ready, I'm ready. You Watch it. A heart rate to it. His hands are moving. We're at that point now, like at sixteen, like I'm looking and I'm going again, really good in school. There's got to be certain things that I overlook. There's got to be certain things that I'm comfortable with. When he got caught smoke and weed like, he literally came in seft reported he was having a panic attack because he was vaping and it was too much. He did too much too fast. Wasn't ready for you. He leash hit. Yes, he goes, he knocks in the door, my wife is arguing with them. Step Mumma's going. Did Your Dad's sleeping is? I need to talk to my dad's all partially gets talked though. I needed to talk way that right now, and I got all right. So I come out this a way and I go what's up? I'm high as Fucker. That's exactly what I got and I looked at the face. That was his words exactly. Rob Nailed it. He looked me dead in my face and he went highest. I guess I'M gonna be straight up with you. That's your que high as fucker right now. Okay, what did you smoke? Is fucker. What did you smoke? And he went, I was fucking so in a glass of milk. We'll talk in the morning. So take them back into the I got it. What did you do? He goes and I got a day pain from a friend of mine. I said how much she usually, how many times you usually tooke? And he goes. I usually do like two or three. This time I did four or five. Right to the head dead he goes. I'm shaking, I can't stop shaking. I'm freaking out right now, and I went all right, I need you to put on your headphones like at my point. This point I'm going. I realize that if anything I say to him that's negative, he's just going to push him further into his panic attacks and fucking worse. I can deal with this. Twelve hours plus. I'm tired. I'm gonna fuck the bed. I'm high myself from. Let me tell you. Let me tell you, guys, the time with you. Let me tell you, guys, that let me finish this. So I put him back in his bed and I go listen, just chill out, relax it. So I go back to bed, like after ten minutes. I go. Heard anything from them. Like this is where the concerned pair kicks and I'm like I don't want to go back into his room and find named like in there like dancing to the weekend, like just going fucking nothing. There girl up in a fetal position crying because he's still it's one or the other. Yeah, but like if I go back in there and he's all punch drunk like a fucking idiot, like I want to make sure that, like I go under checks. Ten minutes later, I go back in. I opened the door, heat lights arount. He's like, I go, you're a music. I'm good. I'm good, everythinging's good. Now I got back to my room. Five minutes later it comes back.

I get up and go it's happen. He goes, it's happening again, rob, I'MIS. So we go into the room. You know what happens next. So you better nail this. So we go back into the room and I go, Dylan, that's my son. Don't so I go, I thought we should now names. He knows, protecting innocent. Here I go all right, but relax. So find something. You're probably just having a panic attack right now. It's probably a combination of you just self reporting and me knowing that you're fucking high right now, and a combination of you taking too much, just too much, too much, too soon. Drink some water, find something that you can listen to, that you can chill out and fall asleep to. Just try to sleep it off, try to relax and you'll be okay. So, in the meantime, I put my hand over Dylan's chest because he's like my heart is racing right now. So I put my hand over Dylan's chest and I leave it on there and I feel it and it's not like a racing it's not racing it all like he's saying it is, but it's a doom, doom, doom. It's hard. It's a heard beat. So I take my hand off of Dylan's chest and he goes, something's pressing to Dylan Goes, Oh my God, I got this warm sensation like jester. Now I know when I just took my fucking hand off your moral coursely I've been workshops. I had no idea what he wanted me. What you told this story. I'm like, Oh, yeah, that's what the right that's my life. Steve, rob didn't read the script. Steve set a headphones big floyd dark side at the moon side one. So there is a side one anymore. So the four of us on this side of the table we are in different we're in different chartered waters. You're all you're already through the worst part of it. Like, I'm not gonna lie to you. One of your kids, one of them, is now at that experimental stage. HMM, it's not the one you think. Yeah, because why does apply? Is the one that talks or the one that doesn't? You know what? We can lead deek fucked up right now once. pasty experiments and knows, and that's Tanger Dj is on a whole other Taja. Yeah, the two of them are in different they're in a different place. You'RE gonna you're with your girls. You're probably at that now. You're in that middle stage now where nates kind of you kind of know he's going to be okay. You I got nothing on the like. There's little bit of guidance, but for the most part he thinks he's it's an interesting stage at world. So I take his car away and done. Everything's fucked. So we're at that car stage. Yeah, stage to take a permit to a shop. Oh No, no, is he not allowed to correct? What did you do? Nothing, what did he do? So where are you? Six? I'm carrying a family tradition. Hang on. So I couldn't get my permit to I was eighteen. Hey, rits, we got a conversation. Wait, I'll give us some like, give them the MIC, Rober, we don't want to see you, Dj Hell. Would you when you got your I was eighteen? Give them the Mike. Give them the mic what's the purpose of this? I get the time with youradition. More years or maturity? Yeah, my dad maturity, though. My Dad maturity. When I was sixteen. I wasn't ready for a permit. I was too much of a knucklehead. Still as he drinking a dinosaurs would serve you beers when you're drinking. He's a knuckle head. He's just not ready for it yet. Or you're not. He's not ready for the way. You're not ready. He's not ready for the responsibility. And Watch way getting behind the wheel of he's a Shitty driver on GTA. That's thank you and it's pretty close. I watched the regulate signs. Have many of your friends at their permits so far, given number? Talking to the MIC, I think Kivan turned his, Michael, but it's right. Save you from yourself, Mike. He turned off robs. I'm still here's only...

...on the tell end of their friends. Yeah, he's already gotten Awrivee from like your Mike, because their permits maybe two, maybe two, two or three. Yeah, he's only a ride from like one friend. That's gotta be sick. What did you turn? Sixteen? February, fourth, February foot. So I'm the six that's awesome. That's got to be city shit, because it's not. It so I was no, listen, dude, I I went to Nate's Lacrosse practice just recently. There was fucking twenty five cars. All but your kids. Eighteen, you see, seventeen will be eighteen and four months, seventeen years old and eighteen and four the kids on his damn team refreshment. They're sixteen years. They're sixteen years on the team. There was twenty five years of beaten them. So the thing a chance. You're gonna fucking demolish them. So totally, totally a city thing. So I was eighteen. I don't know about any of the rest of Ross. I wasn't twenty. It was last week I was twenty one got it. So my my rule for my parents was we're not paying for your insurance, we're not buying you a car. Are you working? Sort of? What sort of what are you doing on the weekends? Urch? What are you doing on the church? Listen, people listening right now that just took out at you can be making what are you doing money? So here's what we did. So leading up. So the suburbs are different in the city I'm a city kid. robbed the city kid, Jimmy or city kid dcre south Philly Ish West. There's yeah, but there was like four houses in the entire city that. Excuse me. We're on the southwest. Didn't known anything passed for Richmond Peak. We're on southwest. One House, good chip the Parish Trinity Street between sixty seven up and sixty eight. Oh my God, you were basic Ester Darby with the fuck. Oh No, don't go number one on the other side of or. Now I get why you wearing a lot of get your legs. It was yated on the other side of or still wear gay do I control with rock from my street problem. It's like the cars sound. It's like you were Yating, then you were stop. Wait, so am I am? I Not Philly, then there you far. Huh. WHO's Joe's part? Park Woods away one. I want five work with. Yeah, he said his Andrew Drinking PEPs. So, so solid. So I'm a city boy. All Right, gave your city kid. All right, sweet, I say I'm from Philly. Let's I don't say. You probably can't. I'm drinking this. We another one. Did shoot him down. We're sipping, but you want to do another, I'm gonna drink the whole thing. You guys have gold thing down. We're here, but what are we doing? Sipping. We're sipping down bomb with we shipper trashing. I'm still sipping. I still should. It's gonna. So we've had a lot of hang on one second listnse. I just wanted to show that safely all the road. Yeah, I don't know. We're getting sports tonight. I think so. Something Rob is trap. Should I mean we got to go another hour just we have to wrong right where we want to sober. So I don't think that's happening. Well, we did was I did the same thing. My kid had the air. There was some maturity, there was some things that we needed to see. As far as a TRANSLACEN SCALP. He almost lost it over the vaping thing specifically because, by the way, don't call it a vape pen. It's a dad pen. What a DAB pen? I've got a Dad Bob and I'm dad mental, Dadda Beer. Why is it called a dad yes, it is as it just it's. It's it's like whax, sweet, it's you smoke the wow. How do you know? The become a liquid. It is a liquid hard. So it's of a pep. Cool. It's not. A pain. Is like a wish. Just be quiet. A Dat pen is weed as a face. It's not all. I've never done it is fucking by the pain. I don't think you can the pain. You can buy the cart. You gotta buy from part. It's a cart our church. I Wass hold on, hold on hold on thatt. Notice how he's talking about this now sex. Oh No, you're all wrong. This is what up. It's a car sliding kids. Yeah, yeah, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, easy there. Where'd you go? Right, heart at...

...least we're still around. Don't even do it. We're still around. Right, he took a wrong act. Calm Down, take it. The other was directed, I said. So what we did was, I'm trying to help you out. Well, we did was we made sure that day one had to have a job. So we'll contribute to the first car, but he's got to pay for driving lessons, he's got to go and take care of all of that shit and he's got to make sure that he maintains at least a three point out. If he does, we get this cast, because I'm an insurance cut on the Short Yep, Oh really, yeah, here that and we didn't know. I hear that angel a three out. Keep it up. So as long as that one met those requirements, we'd be good. So Dylan, he had a cash in all of his bonds, opened up his own bank account. He had like a geus start, got a job at the pizza place. He makes said, had a Jesus. He did. Yeah, with the way you said. Only how did Jesus Start? Like yeah, Alle Bank to school guys status. Jesus start his bank account. I told him, listen, when we get to this point. So he gets caught spoken weed. That's where we are now at I wet. As your punishment, I'm gonna hold you off. So you guys don't know this, probably, but when we first get in, you need that. You keep that there. Yeah, so when we got our permit, you could literally go the next Monday. You got to prove it on a Friday. Now, yeah, you could go Monday and get your driver's license. Well, now it was going with. No, if you're sixteen, you or if you're after sixteen, you don't have to wait. I thought ours off. Dj Don't even know what my childhood was like. You weren't. No, I'm saying. I'm saying, I'm saying now. I don't think you have to wait any time. Have the way I'm getting them. You have to wait. You have the fucking what is it? Three hundred, sixty eighty, six months hours or something. It's six months. What I'm saying is we were kids. Are Different than your thing. The fucking the hours are bullshit. Because your prayer. Could I could just say they yeah, they drove for hours. You don't have to close in anything anyway, as we are kids. Are we still recording KEYBARF? Yeah, it's keep up still there. We can think they are shot. Yet can you divide this into the money? Where station? That the mom the mom driving cut is a fucking Monday and I could go back on Tuesday and take my driver. I heard that correct. It was totally different. Yeah, so when we when we banned Dylan, let me told him you're punished, you you're fuck spoken. We drop probisly it. He's done it. Then he's back. He's done it. He's back, he's taking a break. He throws into tality's like now I got one was soaked. where I'm going with this is we told Dylan, you're obviously punished because you got gout spoken to me, and then I realized that it. Once you get your permit, you have to wait six months to six month turn around before you can go take a driver's licen test, and that's if you can even get an appointment. So trying to get an appointment is outrage not right now. No, no, it's not. It's easy as Pie. Well, depends where you philly. He test now is ridiculous. You can have the pair in a car. Wait, what really the instructor it does not get in the car with you drive what kind of soft vanilla ice cream, Sharman word toilet papers. Did he instructor getting the car with them? We're at up here or in Phil how many in the shadowy DMV? You can't get the cost. Does the STAG trooper getting the car with you took it during covid? When he turns, they make you go be now. No, no, that was two years he took it right before covid. All right. Well, now staring covid. Hang on, they're not even take it a year ago. He's been driving for two years now. Right, took it. He's seventeen. He'll be eighteen this year. So last February is when he got his life. So is RATCO for right before we go. So now during covid they're not. The or they instructor is not getting in the car with you. Yeah, actually, you're chewing. You're doing this stupid little loop behind the D MV. This say a parallel bar in a circle, Paril, their parallel parking in front of you. Instructor, they're driving around the lot and making like a run. Not Going on the street, NOS onner, no stream stop signs of you turn. What about the you turn? That's glow. That there. They're literally at Huntington Valley. It's all like spot Steve. If you're you'RE gonna be like a millionaire with all these car accents and insurance. I'm trying like, with all this, this is ridiculous after all. Right now, I don't know from you crashing, yeah, but a lot of people are going to be find in shirt younistic time. Yes, it is now. Yes, it is. Break the...

...family tradition. Let the kid get his permitter. Listen, take the permit test. Think about it, like I want issue that you make Dylan Dramas guy, here's the wine shit. So here's the wild hit you planet. Dylan took his permit. So he didn't get the book. Like I remember when I got my permit. I went to the fucking DMV, the tax place, and I got the book and I fucking read the Book Front to Back Multiple Times. My kid found an APP online and you just took practice test. Yeah, Oh, that's my girls over again. That's my girls did. My man went and took the permit test. He goes, dude, I didn't need it to take the whole thing. I got fifteen out of fifteen. I was done. Yep, so I went all right, so I started letting the kid drive. So mom, let him drive in the parking on that way. Hey, this is we're only two weeks into this now. The reason I let him get his permit is because he can't get it. He can't. He's got a job at a pizza place, but he's got a job lined up somewhere else that's going to pay him like five bucks more an hour. And he's like, I can't do it, let's have a car. I'm like, I kind of get where you're coming from. Yeah, and that's what it's. What it is. If he wants to get a job, like he's okay where he's at now. He can probably get something like seventy bucks an hour and it's going to be a shitty job. There's other jobs out there that he could make. These some money based off of like Covid you should let him get his shit now. I know it sucks, but for him, like financially, can start putting money away from teligeen general. That put them behind the car, but at least let do you want it? I don't know. He and that's that's all. Like my parents said, you got to pay for your insurance, for not buying your cars like well, I don't need it. Right. The first time I five, my best friend drove, my girlfriend drove. Remember the first time you ever drove a ninety five? So let me ask you this. If my girls get their license, my insurance goes up. All right, yeah, really for well, now to know it's not times to robs right, no, it's not. Hear from my we didn't go up, Durance Guy. We didn't go up that much. That much, I don't want to call US anti driving school early. That's you're going to a driving school. So there are six people the table right now and I don't know what's who actually may accurrate answers. So for all the people that are listening at home, I will give you straight up insurance education right now. Matt Maloney would be proud insure philly. DICOM got you. I know where this is going. It we never got our break. Oh No, it was there, Matt Maloney, and sure, philly. It's not where I work, but I'll be proud of this. You know. You say, will say hauled Matt Maloney Tomorrow and ask him and Hook it whole. Verify all these things. If you're a parent and you have the kid who's sixteen. Try and get your just turn sixteen. So there's a couple of things that we always get asked. First of all, if your kids turned sixteen and they get to permit, no, you don't have to add them to her in short permit right. You only have to add them once they have their driver's license permitted. Driver isn't a license driver. Don't add them yet. Add them once to get their license. Second there are a few things that you can do to alleviate the financial impact that you're going to face. Yes, from the time your kid turned sixteen and gets his driver's license all the way up until the time your kid turns twenty five, your kid is considered a youthful driver. Your rates are going to go up as a result of that. However, most insurance companies on a two year basis. Every two years will lower your insurance rate. If you wait till you're eighteen, you're going to go all the shit. These rates are high. They would have been higher at sixteen. They'll go lower. It's at eighteen, nineteen, whatever. They'll continually drop all the way up. The things that you can do to combat the driver that the increase in rates. One, maintain your grades. Every insurance company gives you a discount if you're at a three point or higher. You need at least to be average too. If your school offers drivers Ed and make sure they take it. Yvan, cut this shit up. We need this as a commercial take the time to do the drivers at a school, even if it's a shitty course, shitty course, director, whatever. Take drivers at. There's a discount for that. Huh, get it. Take that your counselor tomorrow. Barchbishop Rian hasn't that. Yeah, wait, so go to your counselor to have r go to your counselor tomorrow and say whatever elective I can switch up to take drivers at, I want to take that. You're going to get hours log just by taking drivers Ed. It's going to give you a discount. Secondly, go to drivers school. It sucks. Pay The three hundreds. There's two advantages...

...to it. One, you're going to get a discount on your insurance to they can generally schedule your test for you and they'll take the test with you in whatever vehicle you've been using. Generally there's somewhere in like the three four hundred dollar range are not crazy expensive. Our Guy and everybody looks at it as a shitty expense that they have to take. It's worth it. Go do it. The combination of those three will always help you. For don't buy your kid a two thousand and twenty one car with payments and go, Oh shit, why are my payments so high? Well, you have youthful driver on a brand new car that costs fortyzero and you're pissed off that you're paying twenty four hundreds a year. And Insurance. Guess what, it's a ten of what the car's value is to ensure it. You're actually getting off pretty easy. So what you want to do is buy a beater, put liability only on it. Even if you're the person that's driving that car, you can have your kid drive in the car with full coverage. You're going to say, because you have your car listed on, your kid listed on the car that cost six hundreds a month or six hundred hours every six months because there's not full coverage on it's a beater, you're going to be able to say, Hey, I'll replace that. Guess what? Your kids, my kids, his kids, his kids. They're going to get an accidents. Kids Do. That's why they're so higher rated. On them, don't you knock wood. It's what they do and it hasn't happened yet. Don't you knock wood, he's sender my shot, knocking on the you're not while they're driving, like it's what they're going to do. But you just hope that you teach them to do the right things and if you do all of the right shit you can eat some of that cost. We have too many people where they're like my kids, a fucking see student. Cool, you lost that discount. You driver school. Oh No, why? What? I will? Because you're getting he's learned out to fucking drive and you're not the GAD to do it. So what I hear it is I'm just going to keep extending their permit because I got two one time, here's another one. If my insurance co three hundred hours a month, I'm out. I mean, it's not happen, just gone. You're insurance to make it to no one under twenty five drive your cars and then let them drive my cars that they can't drive your cars, because they can't at all. I have to come down your rate. Don't go. Hang on, I have two cars, yes, don't take as if ice he's done in the ind of shy. Yeah, if two cars, yes, what are the years of the cars? Shit, two thousand and seventeen and a ninety nine. I believe the van is put him one hundred and ninety nine. Put them on the ninety nine. But if you're going to get up a new car that they're both gone racket in a new car, are you getting? No, it's gonna keep it. Two cars. I'm Rome on. This is the the BOT the backle here. Like I'm not buying them a car, I'm not paying their insurance. Not let them throws the jeep. They're twins. So they're going to get a car that they're going to share and they're both going to cover the insurance and all that. How's that gonna Happen? So first let's go very soft, other card or carbon. So nate has his own car. I gotta pay. It's a two thousand and out there. So two thousand and eight. We bought it for five grand. Basically, the insurance per mounth is like a hundred and thirty bucks. We make him pay what it costs for him to actually drive the car. So like if, if it was me in the wife's car, it would cost US fifty, like forty dours a month to just reared. Your put be cost those forty bucks a month to draw the car. Bran can pay the difference of what it cost. So here's the deal. And you if you want, if you want to get your driver's license, you want, you want to get your permit, whatever, get yourself a job and start putting money away. Once you start having some money away, you can say I canna cover all the extra costs it that are going to come along with us. Also, you being in college. That's a discount as well. High School. I'm done. Oh Him. Yeah, so just having a college degree as a discount, noted? Yeah, duly noted. Was last time? Three beat say less. Yeah, you have what? You have a degree, like you save a shit and and and in Andrews Defense here about maturity and getting the permit. Yes, should we flash back to about may of my senior year, Rady Brown this time? Actually, maybe not May, March, see your senior yeah, high school. Yeah, around spring break, sir time. Ah Huh. I came home like absolutely trashed. Right, you did, and you still allowed me to get my license. Yeah, but it was your senior year still, but I mean it's so sophomore. But he's not coming home trash. No, he's not, and you weren't either. As a softmore, if I see your if my son comes home trash and drove the fucking car home, I'm beating. No, I didn't. I wasn't driving. How was it driving? I wasn't, Jim. And now here's the thing. I would just say. The thing that kind...

...of turned me was the fact that they have to wait six months. MMM, like that was the thing for me where he was like, Hey, I can actually have a really good fucking job right now that but I can't get there because school ends at three o'clock or whatever and I need to be here by three hundred and thirty. I can't fucking do it. He's playing hot he's playing Lacrosse, which takes up all of all of his afternoons in the spring, and he and the job that he has, what are you making like and when we have seven hundred and fifty? Okay, the thing, the best the best thing about the job that he has right now is he gets to participate in a K for and for a nonprofits qued a four hundred and three B who's this? Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, you participate at a boy, it's been. It's been. Get your money in there. Start invested early. That's a smart thing to do, so that that's the best thing money. That's the best departed. About about the job? Cleared, don't be better with he cut it, cut, everybody, take a breath. We've had. We've had like two hours to take a breath. Yes, about insurance, yeah, we're talking about good investments. I've got something else real, but hasn't been real fun. I'll see it. That was actually you're actually leaving. See You all right. I'm gonna Hack for a minute as you guys roll out your show. Yeah, we are at nine o'clock. I I did. I mean, we haven't been in here in two weeks. Nope, I did want to go a little sports so we could do like another ten. Now it's my turn. Now you got to take a week. Don't even give a time on you you know it's not going to be here. I'm read at what I wanted to keep key on here. I know he's pored. He's got homework to do. All right, yeah, right, we got all kinds of stuff all right, well, focus only you. Yeah, just found out I'm getting divorced. They just nice. Maybe he's yeah, all right, you, he's kidding. He's kidding. All right, Hallie trades down six to twelve. Thoughts, immediate thoughts. I Shit. I am one of the rarer into minority that liked it. Liked it. If you're if you're a team that's rebuilding, I liked it. We always gonna skip you, he said he, he said it. Shit. He started off with Shit. That's what he just fired out. I thought it was a terrible trade. Terrible. So we just geared with the knowledge that you know that this was in play two weeks prior to the trade happening. And that change your thought at all? No, because they were moving up there. Tried to move up to three to get a quarterback. I didn't like that. So that's where I see it, where I'm at that cliff. I see two things with this. A they don't trust hurts and be they. If you don't trust her. It's why trade Wentz, because you're rebuilding. Why Ali need if you're not? If you're not, if you're not, you're not going to win with Wentz. Just rebuild. Are you not going to win with wins? Or is it that all of the let me get around, me get to my be. Let me get to my be. I hope your be as big they had your three. It's not big, but there. If they have. However, they have no idea what they're doing. That's be. There's no blueprint. If that's be right. Yeah, that's pretty much summarized be. Yeah, I feel like Howie and all of the moves that he's made. I gotta be honest with you, guys. I'm so excited and talk sports. Kind of glad rob left. I've got so much. Robs got a lot to say. It's lost. I fucking Love Rob, do I do. We don't talk sports on the SARCIST. We don't. And you're always welcome to come in and now that we're back to back, go for to hang out of so much stuff. I've got so much much I want to I'm going to class case of emotion. I feel like I coulmers out. I hope everybody tunes in right now because I could so much something. Want side reset, reset, tell facebook reset reset the first time, Hollie, no blueprint. It's been obvious for me. I don't think he has any idea what he's doing. So when he's like I pris a pathway weight. Let me pause. That reverorse gem wasn't reports, because now there's reports coming out that it was Lori that want to Jay jaw. It was dog least that wanted. WHO's the other bad pick dog. No, dog, want at Raager. Lori want it white side. And there was wanted. So, like, I don't know if it's true, if this is Howie, you know, putting his little feelers out to his friends in the media. So it's not. So it doesn't look like me. I don't know. It's not me that doesn't know what they're doing. I'm just taking I'm taking it from the head of the organization. I'm taking for the head coach. You Neutral? I like it. I got no he throw on, gonna be new troupe. I'll throwing other people under the bus. I'm not going to be neutral. Okay, now, I don't know. How. How is it? HOW SUPER NEUTRAL? Everything he does is aimed that...

...putting, putting the blame or marry somebody else. I'm breaking the sealed do it, do it. Everything and how he does is put out there to make it look like it's somebody else, somebody else. That my fault, by my fault. I was there. Yeah, I was there, but I don't have a week. Howie has his fingers all over the blueprint of this plan. So there's so many, in football terminology, fumbles all the way along this process. First of all, you don't say that we need another quarterback by drafting one in the second round. You don't do that. Yep, by doing that you're sending a message to the starting quarterback who you just were not sorry about you. You just signed him to a long term deal. You put money in that guy's pocket and said we're committed to you, we love you, we think that you're the guy for at least the next five years. However, we'd like this guy used to draft kind of campat or right. And then you go all shit, me, screwed up, you're not the guy. WE'RE gonna to move on for you and we're gonna have to take whatever deficit we're going to take. And you do that and as a thing, you go all right. This really really stings, because that's twenty five million we could have used in a bunch of other places. If we're quote unquote, a rebuilding team. I don't want to be here, but we're here now. Yep, we got accept that we drafted a quarterback in the second round. So a lot of teams of being worse shaped than we are, but here's where we are. Yep. And then you find out that they were trying to trade up from six to three to be able to draft Zach Wilson because we don't fucking believe in the guy. We took number two and are in the second round. Yeah, that concerns me. You don't have a blueprint. I A guy. I'm guy that's already been in a situation where he's lost his starting role and went to another college because he lost his starting role. And I get that he went to another college. And Jalen, yeah, he's been in a situation right where somebody else came in, took his role, he went somewhere else. He may eat it, made the best of it, but I agree. Like I don't. I didn't like the idea this whole weeking out that they were looking at moving up to get another quarterback. What? What? Why are you looking to get another quarterback? And we had said, however, reason, we started off deek with quick thoughts on the trade down from six to twelve. Right, DJ DJ liked it, Andrew didn't like it. Steve was giving explanation why. Smoked myself on the face of my head. It's fine, then, wrap this up. So I'm on. I'm in the camp of I don't think how he knows what he's stilling. Oh right. I didn't like the signal that we were going to move up for another quarterback, because that puts D's and her cares me down and hurts mind. If you're talking about giving him weapons and helping him out a young quarterback. Once you said, oh no, that's not why we want to go to three. Why do you move from six? Where you can get from? I know weeks ago, a month ago, nobody, I didn't like the idea of drafting pitch, but now everything you're hearing. He's got the biggest wingspan of any player in the NFL since the last nineteen years and he's better than a rust to see real look, hey, him and Jamar chase like if that's the weapons you need, take the weapons. But it seems like they don't believe that either, because now they've traded down. Yes, question in the back deek. Yeah, how much of the Jib, how much of the pits talk is hype? You asked you because you think he's played, watched? Would play? So No, I don't. Well, I don't think it's my I don't play. So would right, I think he's adding in great he went to Avington, trans addicted and went to Wood. So me, being a dad who's going to have his kids go through Abington, like, I'm like, I get it, like I'm a super excited. I'm rooting, like I was written, like, like a son of a bitch, for Dixon out of Illinois because he's an Havington kid. I would root for Frankfort kid as at the same way, or a city kid in general. My thing is he's still a tight end. I don't care how many people tell me he can play wide receiver. He's still a tight end. That's where I was, but in the end I don't give a shit. Out Fantasy and it is he a tight end in seven? What's his size? To check this out, these six six to what listen I'M gonna do? I'm going to deviate from the sport and I'm going to and we'll circle back to the position. As seller's centers catheter's with the Santa Bude on them. Fast. A center is a center and in the NBA you're not going to bring them in and say, Hey, you're going to play shooting guard right to do it. You're not going to do it. You're not that guy and be thinks he is, but you're not going to do it. He in baseball, a guy goes out and he's a center fielder. You're not going to go hey, I want you to be my catcher.

You just don't know. It's that's not true. That's happened, but I don't think. I don't see not say general. It's not the general role. It's now I get it. I don't think they're saying a pitch, you're going to be a wide receivers. He can be spit out. Why? You can go out wise first game and position he's, for maybe, lack of a better term, a hybrid type of plans out. Do you give the GM for any football team? You get to pick which one you want to be, which GM you want to be. Heels, not now, WHO's? No, no, never, cowboys pick whatever team going to be. WHO's first, and it's a matter whatever team you want to be get out that. I'll be eagles. See The eagles. GM. Yeah, you're drafting that guy. You're going to play him at any position other than time. It's a stupid choice. You made him say that his stupid choice should have put New York Boston. Screw that, Jess really going la obviously shows California. You did. Florida teams are not out of the right. Florida Tech Texas. Yeah, you could have picked the Texans. Boy, I get it. Yeah, yeah, if if I was to take pitts, I would definitely make sure that. Yeah, I don't see the issue with playing him at either position. Jimmy, I'm going to ask you. You're the coach off any NFL team. You want to be in this. Dick had just tramped at a tight end and now you have to make the decision and say, am I going to play him at wide receiver? Attended? Where you playing at? I think you're asking a wrong question. You're going to put him a tight I think you're asking the wrong question. I don't know that I am. So I think that, even though on the same Maje is these guys, you and I are much more in tune here. But See, I wouldn't look at them. I look at the waiting planet. I look at the way the NFL's changing. You guys bully him every episode and I watch it, watch, I watch it wanted time and a bunch of times, hoping he's gonna jump in and go. It's a chill. Want you of that by myself. I'm hid for you. I'm here for you. Say what you need to say. No, this is why he doesn't talk spot. No, I think. I think that the NFL is just changing. It's the way the piss every like, yeah, like the NBA. The center position is evolving. The tight end position is evolving. Is He a wide receiver? Does he need to be a wide REC doesn't he cran why? We can be, he cant be. He look at it. Look at Travis Kelcey. How many times is he spoiled out wide? It's not the same. What he means the same. He's a tight end. Not the same. He's a tight end, right. He's listed on the depth chart as the Titan. Yeah, he's only he can be spoiled out wide lining up with a Steve. How many times was wrong spoiled out wide? He doesn't. Wrong tis without why a ton still right? He so, what's the point? And up what? You're asking the wrong questions. If they do, they do this, the do video wrong, Kelsey, have been prepared for this. Argonauts tell you they do not wrong. Can KELLC, you haven't spoilt out a ton. Dude. Watch the AFC championship game. But PAT's and Jaguitess of and you cover to booth fee and promise you still a tight end. Who covered GRONK THE WHOLE AFC Championshi game? Jackson, patriots, listen, if Jalen rams there's the fuck he's doing? They put a D Jalen Ramsey because he was split out wide so much. He wasn't. They just said we're going to put this cornerback on. I don't think it's the way the league is evolving. It's not evolving. It that first a told that tight en position is so really not. Can it? Guy Interject here? I've guys that fitted to they mold way. They don't. They don't. They don't ask the tight end the block as much as they do and they should, but they don't think the where the League is. It'll help your running game. It's toy to league is that. If you're building. It's well, right now, I'm telling you right now, if you get it, yeah, I agree. Building it. I agree. Yeah, you need it. I'm helping you out as an assistant. Could who was who? Want a super bowl? Kay Bucks? What was the running game? Nothing. What was the running nothing. I think they had over a hundred yards rushing in the chance and that's super bowl play off money. How many running backs that they used? Three, so it doesn't matter. They give me over Steve Steeve, when as a point, Jim, as a point, give me the last super bowl winning team that had a league like leading back. You can't that random about saying that. I'm not saying we'll do we're talking about two different things. Your it's the way the league's of Hauding, though you ever do it. Thank you please. We've got two minutes. As an offensive coordinator. If I'm in the office, you're not orinator. You're the GM. I already all right, I'll throw as the DM myself. You look at you right. That's right. Seems going to fail because this is like the cowboys. That's what happens. If I have if I have pits and I'm I'm using him. Whatever creates the most nightmare headaches exactly for that defensive coordinator, and if that means using him in multiple positions. Tight end, Wyde,...

...receiver, I'm going to do it. The game when it was I want to. I want to have that defensive coordinator up at night every week, every exactory that week, say the game, how to freaking we going to cover this guy? I see them here, I've seen them there. What's he going to do? The game winning touchdown of the Eagle Super Bowl where rezards out, still two different things. That's not it's a tight end split out wide. That's all we're saying it is. If he the tight end position is a f thing, are we think? You're on your own island here. You are figure able to play those positions. Why wouldn't you do that, Jose? What on fast hold on the play that on White? Would you rather have Brent Selik as your tight end or Travis Kelcey? Because Brent Selick is he a pit, the definition of a tight end. You know, he's the definition of it. I'll fucking die on the submit. Clearly. Clearly will and Threv one. Where am I? Where am I drifting tea? And this ISS why I did not like pits at six. I felt that was high. But, as you see, the rest of that's later. If they stated six and took pits at this point, let I would both. Let's say we're staying at six. Stand six. It's our pick. Jamar chase is on the board. I'm take a chase. Jamar, chase, Davante Adams are Davante, Smith, Smith and and Pitts are on the board. What are you taking? Chase peak, I may be taking pits because Occuli, what's you're at? You're at number six and and you're at six top two receivers of their chase and Smith. Well, I guess dependalty talking. Whether it's chasing Smith, chase, Smith and listens are all that. Smith, as, chase and pits are all there. At six. I'm taking the receiver. A month ago, Steve, I wasn't going to line baster taking any of those. I didn't want more offense where we need defense. Don't say Marsons, don't say I'm just say. Don't we use we wasted the last draft on receivers. I don't like taking a right in that high no, if you look at pitch and if pits is really that type of player. I was comfortable taking pits and at this point, if chase was there, I would have taken chase. It's while. That's sex. Six, the offensive lineman. I can't hear. We need offensive line, but we do need offensive line. When you have a chance to make a get a playmaker, you get one. But in a tea on a team that needs as saying, Mike are off. Well, see, there there's the that the chicken and the egg question. You gotta Keep Your quarterback healthy en up right, but you also got to give him weapons. Which one comes first? Keep them healthy and up right. But you have the you have the only one weapons you can trust. In the old line you got lane coming back. You have brooks coming back, but that left, I gottle, is the most. Well, my ladder hold the lastic and right now my lot of looked like he proved himself, but he's he's here's where we are now, here's where we are watching Dave port only. Joe White just said no audio and live fee just that's fine. We just watch. Yeah, we went way over, way over, but I want to continue this because whether we can tint this home, my goardness is this Steven Co conversations on. So yeah, I the trade back from six to twelve tells me that how he doesn't know what the fuck is the how we how he knows what he's doing, because the players that he thinks he would have gotten at six aren't going to be there. Yeah, but does he know what he's doing then? So why would you trade out of it? If you think that the players are going to be there at six won't be there at twelve? There we go, good job, keep players. You think they are going to be there at six aren't going to be there at twelve. Right. So why would you trade out of that? Well, they tried to get up to three because they're trying to treade Jimmy Garoppolo and Eagles won't take her, and I they're not. Yeah, I know, this is all. This is all the fun around the draft. Yeah, that happened. Yeah, there are three. Now there's going to be four quarterbacks taken, probably in the first five picks. Six picks sounds like. Really, you think the dolphins take one? They don't say. Say I think the dolphins are the one that break. The dolphins are going to take the dolphins pick will decide what the follow the forts do and then what eventually, the eagles would do. So around the table there's some really good buzzes and we're like chew and change in. Yes, so now you're going to get the real deal evaluations. So here's the thing. As the eagles, are you looking for playmakers right now, knowing that you're rebuilding, or are you looking for foundational pieces that you're going to build off of? Well, if that's the thing, if, then you take the offensive...

...line or defensive linement, and that's a struggle because they don't know. I really don't think they know what to do, and that's the thing. Like well, and that's this is where I'm at as a fan. On now we got Smitty China and smy on. But yeah, but listen, I bring you bring for saying that the the blueprint for where we're at, and that's where I'm so concerned. Blueprint with WHO and whose mind? WHO's in charge? Nobody knows WHO's in charge. HOW WE BLOO? Is it how your Lori though? It's how he's it's always blue printing. He brings it to Lori, Lori, he looks it over, but Lori doesn't know what he's looking at. He's not an engineer. He doesn't know who, just how he how. He doesn't know how to evaluate the talent. That's the problem. How we looks at it and he's buys all the bullshit. That that or Jeffrey looks at all the bullshit. That how we sell on them, and he buys it. At any coach that looks at it says the foundation for what you're trying to build here. It's there's no structure. You have nothing to build off. Yeah, you invested way too much money, defensively in positions that you didn't need to. Yeah, offensively you're struggling it line. You have no wide receivers, solid running back. You are going to eliminate one of the two tight ends you have. One of them is going who hurt? Oh, I've honestly forgot about hurts. I forgot about hurts, and that's why I struggle. When you guys are talking about the pits conversation. I understand. If we draft pitch you're going to move earth's no matter what, but if you don't got her, hurts is still here. I'm having got it to Sun, God, it to stock, God it stay like you're not going to put you're not gonna you're not going to try to build your offense around got her and pits. Well, that's the thing. They have those pieces, though, God her miles, and now you just put it ranted. Reregor, who, if you think those aren't foundational player? No, quarterback is right. But you're not even. You're not even sold on your quarter because I don't believe they don't. If, if the if, the bullshit narrative of quarterback factory is still a relevant term right now. There's no like. Then then why are you trading nice all to go get one? As far as I'm concerned, I allow to you. I don't know who smidy is, but he's my guy. He's a phase, my spirit animal. As far as fit, we needn't know me here on the same vibe. You need to get you minty in here, and apparently smody wants to come. So, Simitty, it's open door for you, but I will be here. But comments in the past, although tonight he's kind of back at all. The holley. They smoty, you said something about you trusted Holley. I don't trust Holle. I don't. He's in the Mani minority. No, JE DO djr Jim, Steve, Andrew and you are fine. He's literally said I mean to do that. I have my kiss. I know I want to be there. Joe Means Microphones. Huh, well, microphones, testing one, two, unto Kivan. Is that Urque? Check it out now. This is going to be like the preseason, like preview right now, and get shot this up and like six parts. I know we got like seven episodes out of this. It's beautiful. It's been about almost three hours. However, you look at it, top four picks. QUBI's for forty five. He's gonna Three. There's gonna be a treaties. There's Joe. What I love the Guy. I Love Them. I Love Them. I feel like he supports me. So what what I want to do? Don't feed into that. I'm not the ran. Don't let him Parsons. I'm not directing Parsons as twelve eater, but if he's there, you take them. I don't know many. My guess is she's in his late forties, isn't he? No, I I think spinney's probably a little younger than us. He's in his leg here to Smittye it. Listen. If you're your late S, throw a thumbs up. I feel like he's late. s what does that have to do with you? Yeah, right, you see WHO's watching. This is the reason of the asking because he's going linebacker. We don't. We don't do like. That says a lot. The last time they shake trueting linebacker. Last time they pick twelve. They took cock. So you bet your bed he's a defense. That's tackle. Yeah, line and they went defense. Is what I'm saying. We got half the MIC's out here, Mostakis, and we're doing the best weekend. That's DJ kicking shit out. That's that's not you keep on. This islet shit show. We'll call that the episode relations. I know. I love this. I love it. I love the role emotion. So here we go. Feel so much roll. Listen the comments that people have spoken. There's people comment they want action, the fact there's a stuck around for yeah, they're troopers. Came back troopers.

So something about them there on. It says something about us. I'M NOT gonna mine. I'm not gonna look in any direction. However, I've gotten direct messages. Those are DM's people are sliding into or they group chats. Are Tych they've asked me to drink Santa boote first permanently, and they want specific people out. How I'm listen. I'm the guy they want. I don't want to be here, but here I am. They want the pretty face. I get that. I don't have a pretty they want to know it's they what's up here. They want that gut. It was you the island all by himself, me, Smitty and big Jim or starting the own show. Next, thirsty, WE'RE gonna Follow Sandy boot first and it's going to be called Sanda boot second. Say The boot again. Father Cavert head didn't stop booting. Father Caver has all its gonna BE JO, says arm wrestle for the MIC. That would be like. It'd be like raping noodles around the Cha. I don't. I don't listen. My MIC's on. I can. I can hear to my own I can't. I can hear. I can't hear anybody through the heads. Really take your headphones off. So we just got it's called. We're not taking pitts. He's not going to be there twelve. Listen, pits will be there at twelve. Now we won't. He'll be there at twelve. You think he falls off for why she's per day. Listen participt gonna magazine and he doesn't make out of the top ten. Wow, coverts to on an exorcism for it now. Thank you. Thank you. Dad's is only one one. If we all talk really loud, maybe the other mic will pick a salm. Your Mike's a good one. Stop Yelling. I'm sorry, I feel like my mic good. I feel like I'm good. I can't hear it. I can hear. I can't hear anymore. please. How many? How many wires kick mine? I like SMIDDY SAYS PITT isn't getting out of the top sex pits wasn't work out, wonder, just because he ran a fast forty. I get it. Teams are going to look at that. Yeah, my God, Boner, I get it. However, we just a little father, ha ha ha, I got I. Don't break back the ride. No more ride. Just stick with the ricket. Regular POMPS, big J only to Steves, and I'm okay with that's where we need to pick the side of the table. Looked up. He's not wrong. This keybod cut. I'm listening. God, my thing with pits. Yes, firm Florida Guy, that's why Hollie wants. I like them. Listen, I'm the I am the ultimate local guy. I don't care who you are or whatever. If you're a local guy, I'm fucking rooting for you. It's what I do, unless you're a Frankfort guy. No, I root for all the Frecker. I even root for with guys. Do you I was made a shit last night. I was watching tear pattered of me. Somebody insulted at any of our Basi. I was like fucking furious. Even though I I know he lost Connor McGregor, I still had hope it's gonna win that fight. And happened five years ago. I knew he's gonna lose. I root for the home guys. I want, listen, I would love to have pits, but I'm a realist. So then who do you want? It's not help our team. So the new WHO's there? I wanted? I want to not trade out of six. Well, I agree, yeah, that's I don't want to. But by not trading out of six, who are you taking then? Your think it chases going to there? Yeah, could be there. Okay, yes, you think he falls a twelve? No, no, I don't think he falls a twelve. Now I think a twelve. You're looking at wattle, maybe waddle and maybe Parsons, Sirten. Now he doesn't go past ten. He isn't. I think the cowboys E. Cowboys e the defensive back. This is what kills me. You got the cowboys and the giants picking right directly in front. The giants don't need a defensive the a corn corner. But fuck don't. If I were fail, I was in their posess we look at the cowboys, so lambs right before us. Yeah, we do it just before us. Well, you mean Clinton? Haha, Clinton is Clinton. Yeah, the Super Bowl was every year. Is just out beating the eagles of the draft. He doesn't repeat. Yeah, I mean he burned us on Ha hot dick. You traded ahead of us together. Now, that's true. Yeah, he traded ahead of us to get td that. Yeah, well, I...

...don't know. There's so many things around the eagles right now where we are that like foundationally, any fan who's looking can look at it and go what are we what are we building around? Well, that's the thing. I think it's obvious at the rebuilding and the thing that the fan base realizes that they don't know what to do, though. No, no, if you go around the room deep, what are you rebuilding around? Absolutely nothing. I like you. You on the same beach. I'm want to put my arm around you, but not an inappropriate yeah, use a minor. It's rily. Thanks for thanks, R it's father coverts out you. Supposedly they were picking these playmakers in the previous drafts, with Reagor and whatnot, and high tower and high tower. Yes, these guys that have many these times. I see these guys working out in the long run. They've got to go back to the old line. Not that I'm saying they need to pick the old line in the first round, but eventually they're going to have to do that, and you build a team from the inside out. It's what the cowboys did. Yeah, Jimmy, here's my thoughts. I'm not even a WHO's, but I'm not, Jimmy, because love you. Here's my thoughts. There's nothing to build around. It's a squishy team. You have as not even hurts, though. You have a soft now. I'm not sold on hurts. I'm sorry, I'm not either. I'm not either. I'll be a side. I will support hurts. Donkey Jr, now that Carson's going SIP squishyt by Jim Marcus, phenomenal I have. Now the Carson's gone. I don't want to see him on twitter and I'm not following them and there's so many people in the city or like hey, course, and I hope you would a super bowl. Fuck that. Like I said, what I gave two shits when he left. Fuck you, O. Don't sound like I don't. Sometimes you do. I heard it. Sometimes you get a little high pitched. You excited. It's right. When I get excited, I go hi, you're not wrong, but there's nothing. There's not anything to really build around. That's your question. What are you building around? You Got Miles, you got got it. I'm not not. That's that's that's a fifth of an offense. You got an old lean. You got a possible project in Joe my lot of hot hole lean. On the defense side, you got Slagh, got complete shit. And outside of that, like I love, I love cocks. I love Cos you do this, heather dough. I tried to say that three times. I try to make it one. I tried to shot on go. I trade into that. You guys don't know this, but Jimmy's a big line. Guys love to say one more time, don't make it because you know if you want to isolate it. I love cocks, but you're not building a team around cocks. You could build a cocks team, you're not building a team around cocksure. So my my, my take on this trading back is we got another first round pick for next year. So yew have three Patchil first round three potential first rounds next year. How we can do whatever the hell he wants this year. And you know what, if I'm Howie, I got to realize I'm on the hot seat. Yeah, I think he knows. Can I have a minute and get some leeway? Waiting on make it sure I get the leeway. That's all I want. You want the leeway or you want you want the counter point or you want me to finish it now? You can. I just want a little, little I will little out of tune. I will reserve a minute for the diplomat from from Willow Grove, so in Joe Lie. July of two thousand and seventeen. I want to say we started doing this twenty seventeen is at the right year. I don't know. It's such a blur. It's been so much fun. It has. I don't know if you want to end it on this, but this could be a slut. Google that. All right, Andrew, Google that and might come up in a test. Sometimes you're out of school, Dj you spell. It's a little queen. Yeah, just a sad maybe a soliloquy. I feel like we started July. What your the Eagles? When we started the Super Bowl here. That was two thousand and seventeen. Yes, they wanted sidelighteen. Kay, we were like so actually wanted eighteen. Right, yeah, but started in July and we stow. We started in July seventeen and we were there with time cracked bell crew. Correct, we all started. We were over at at the shop and jet. Then deforst, shock don't work. We're doing what? Shack? Yes, grinding. You know. None of us, like we all first started our craft. Yeah, none of us knew when we were going into that.

Like we were building. We're building a base. We were building our thing. You guys are building. Sandy boode. First you had no idea we're going to do super bowl in July. Like we didn't think that. They don'te did realize we become the dragger Nott through are same thing, like, listen, not juggernut. But there was a freaking awesome time to start a podcast. Oh Yeah, yeah, we got the follow along and literally you can listen. If we never, if we were never to do Tenzero, what we've already done tenzero all of us. If we never did Twentyzero, who knows? If we never did twentyzero views or whatever, like we would look back on and go we had an awesome time and awesome journey of building our podcast around the fact that the team won the super bowl that year and it was an amazing year all the way thing from the beginning. So we were looking at him, were going Carson wince, young stud he goes thirteen games, gets injured and we're like, fucking MVP, this guy is, he's phenomenal. He goes down. We are all like that. Literally you can go back and listen to those episodes the week after he goes down, the exasperation that did, the total defeat in our voices as we talked. Yep, what are we going to do? Yeah, it's Nick Volks, we already sold miss. It was a good where are we at? It was a good run. It's a good run, will get them next to perfect. Time we went up winning the Super Bowl. We go on that incredible run and here's where we are three years later. We still know the same things we knew then. How he's terrible when it comes to drifts. It's terrible. HMM, Jeffrey lawyer is going to let how we do whatever, how he wants to do, because in his mind he believes that how he's blueprint is the right blueprint. And because we caught lightning in a bottle that year and we fucking want a super bowl in an entirely incredible situation. We should never won, we did. We want it. Here we are two thousand and twenty one. We've cast it off. A majority of those players could afford them, were even the ones that we could afford. We're like, Holy Shit, where are we at? What are we doing? Yeah, they're old by they still here, but we need them because we have no other choice. We're in two thousand and twenty one. We have a super bowl trophy in our office we can look at any day we want to. In Two thousand and Twenty One, knowing that we came off of a super bowl when we started podcasting. We're we're guys that analyze the team. We look at and we look for content to talk about. This is where we are in two thousand and twenty one. What the fuck do we have to build around? At that's by just say what are we there investing our time? Listen, as a fan, you can go around a table whose Jersey and buying no one. Who are you individually saying we're going to invest our money in and and going to we're going to build around this player. So there's not a player, but as a fan it's the team. There's nothing. When rob and I decided we were no longer going to talk sports, we did cracked Belker for three years. We talk sports every week at t why we had been we had a great crow. We had so much fun it died because we realize we have nothing to talk about. What are you building around? There's always something to talk about. There's always something to talk about. Eight. If it's not the eagles, it's the sixers, it's the phillies. We don't talk about the flyers and and the Sir the NFL. When you think about it, the NFL does a great job of making it that it's a topic, a subject that is talked about three hundred and sixty five. Yes, because you have the season. You have the season from September through February. Then you have a month or so, six weeks, for the draft, free agent or free agency. They talking about the free agency and then the draft. And then after the draft you have another law of maybe you know, I have ont and a half or so, and then you have many camps and whatnot. But during those laws you get to talk about the new players that they've picked up. You get to talk about during the you know after if they're a super bowl, you get to talk about the season that just happened. So to marketing. From a marketing standpoint, the NFL does a fantastic job of making sure that their league is talked about three hundred and sixty five. So we always have something to talk about. It might not be the most eagles focused, yeah, but there's in Philly sports there's always something to talk and if Philly Sports, there is always always some them to talk about. Each team brings our own...

...plot of drama. You know what you know, whether it's in bead and Simmons, how they going to work out, how they going to make it so that they can finally make it to the Eastern Conference finals with the flyers. You got whatever. Yeah, exactly, whatever. Yeah, but and if phillies to see they have their own thing. Three years ago we sat down to due to podcast, and if we would have said, man, if they want to super bowl, I like, how many times have we made that deal with the devil? Yeah, I just want that champion chip and they could suck for five years. Think about your scrap there. Coming from you've never, never, agree to it. I've made that deal with the death thing. It think about much from I do drink too much, but I've made and me and the devil, we're on. We're up. We text quite a bit like three tenders ago. Why? Is Out of desperation. You're doing everybody. What is Super Bowl like? Once you put it you're like fuck, we can with a couple teams. Have done it. Three years ago, at Super Bowl's a foundation, I was fifty four and she's I was getting to the point where I thought, and what's your breath? Your birthdays tomorrow, but you tomorrow be save poor fire. Straight up. D I was yet here to the point right now where I thought he's out like away. He's out called. I I would think so. As Blues I've let me make my point. Not for nothing. If he if we're going on to a dead Simmons both point. I'm fucking dying on that cross together. All right, I was getting to the point where I thought the Eagles May I may pass away before the Eagles win a super bowl and I may never get to see a championships. Maybe I love gradual mom. It's my brother Saul Championship. I may never my kids may see a chip. I said, you know, we never got to see a championship. I said, who do we Bel Joseph might said someone who can fix the mics, but keep on, keep on his who we build a round? But that was you to said that. I said who we build around? All right, that's the chatlist of we're going to wrap it up. I said, anybody have a closing times? Listen, I'm I'M gonna fight ending this show because we can get like for legit episodes out of this. Yes, this is good. This is gonna be clearly seven MOM's, mob, Eagles, kids, everything on the mean Dj are starting hard shop showed nobody's from all about that. We're starting. I was well to two weeks. So now you're going to hear me and Andrew were coaching parents through getting their kids ready to drive. It's I've got a lot of ideas, apparently, apparently, and get a couple of rolling rocks in you. Apparently. I didn't even drink his money as rock. He checked out with due honestly, though, rolling rocks out of a can, rolling rock is Piss God. He are getting new kid. Here we go another segment now I will cut it, will cut it, but I'm just saying that's next week's talk. I just have a question. Deep if you can't get into a fight, do you jump in on the man we're way? Depends on how battis did his ass. Do you evaluate? Depends on which that Andrew Jumps in off. So the reason we have rolling rock is because ROB is rob. When we started our show tonight and we started a blobers before you guys did, apparently, wow rock started yesterday. Matty says keep going. This is great. I agree with special matty. Smitty's only one. He's on his own eye. When we are getting you in here one night, I know you've talked to Bob. So what I will get you in here when we first started doing shows, like Rob Rob has a huge rolling rock guy. So I brought rolling rock from my guy because I'm okay, my my place around your list. If you guys don't know this, there's like five places around here where you can hammer six packs all day. You can mix some up, you can grab singles if you want to. So like you can change it up as opposed to just showing up PBRS. Well, he drinks. Has I bring all kinds of Shit, do you? Nobody wants to drink. He's got a different power. Roll us and I will be a permanent member. If he's gotta go, you me it's that. It's the guy. Let's Talk Football Foundation. We don't have one, and that's concerning. Think we've already established and we kid. We said that an hour ago. We don't have a foundation. I agree, and that's where we are. Yes, we do not have a strong foundation. We have find out in a players that could be part of a solid nucleus, but it's not a foundation. Will find out in a month. We will later this. We haven't done anything in free agency. Signed a couple safeties. There's no money to sign anybody. Joe FLACCO. Likely. This is what we're Elie, elite. That gave me a boner. There's a lot of stuff that gives you a boner, which is scaring me. Like, you see very,...

...yeah, he likes you see very boner ready. You like. I don't know if it's his Mike or mine with parents, but it's mine. You love. Oh my gosh, now you're breaking shit. It's not gonna work that way's not gonna work. You really my mic was not on that. I'm taught a shit. I'd like to talk about my I don't think my mic's on now. You're gonna I hear you. All right, cool, I don't hear me. Me and Andrew will share the same beer smoke, like yeah, well, I mean you, you apparently going to rouse a lot. He likes cocks. You know, you might. You guys went have a good night tonight. You know who knows? That's our cloth. That's uncalled for everything. If we're I'm not. I'm not judging. Remember who's your right home? I'm not judging, I'm just oh, that's true. I'm not judge of the saying Dka, because I'm not fond. Okay, okay, it's Donald Kennedy. Yes, that did not listen to the first time we have done your first hour. That was to night into a phillies about ten minutes. Foundation. Who Do we build around? Did we touch on this? We just not. We not pire. We did not pick players with their question marks dancing around jail and hurts. You can't build around him. I would not build around the defense. I think we could just build around Nake Garry. He's gone. He's as really a size. You made a mistake. Things happened here that you were not prepared to take the all. Sure enough, I'm here to belly. It's okay. It's okay, DJ who. Who's your foundation on offense? It's miles and Goddard. You ever been doing an old building before? Old? Yeah, like architecturally. It's old as fuck. Right, you go to Philadelphia, Y quartererstone, right as date. Who Have Cornerstone? Player? You don't really panic. You don't have one, right, unless you want to say miles. Who the fuck are you talking about? While Sanders, and I know who he is, but this stought. He's nobody builds around a run way. You don't Bild running running back. Yeah, I get it. Panic. That's what how he's doing. He has no idea what he's what to do. We don't a blue peart. No, and that's their whole off season. Yeah, I agree. We can stop talking in the mics because we're not even on the air anymore. Nope, how do we said it? That's all right. I think it's a good shit it's a good sign that we should end. Are We, we are together. We are I'm gonna close it out just in case anybody else tuned in. Thanks for hanging out. First this very extended schizophrenic shit show, Shit show, cluster, fuck, whatever you want to call it. I was happy to be here. You are. Thanks. Thanks, thanks for joined. It's the Philly spit tonight. Yeah, it's there. An update. Oh and I didn't even know they were playing. was in bed. All right, good night, good night everybody. Wow, PERI.

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